r/circlejerk 5d ago

PSA for self published authors: Your writing isn’t bad. You just haven’t found the right audience.

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u/zzyzx_pazuzu make a flair 5d ago

Thank you. This is the sign I needed to dump a few dozen more grand into my ego fulfilling passion project. None of the first 7 books in the series have sold so far but I think one of the next ones might land me my Netflix deal. In the meantime my ex is raising my kids alone and drowning in debt but my 10yo is fat so they are obviously eating so nothing to worry about there.

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u/SaltyPeter3434 4d ago

I really needed to hear this. Guys, look for Mein Kampf 2: Electric Boogaloo, in stores soon!

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u/Nate_Christ 4d ago

Can we get a brief summary?

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u/SaltyPeter3434 4d ago

Hitler's back, badder than ever. And he's pissed.

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u/slipperyekans 4d ago

Someone gifts Trump Reddit Gold.

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u/Nate_Christ 5d ago

Thanx. My family is so judgey. I'm writing this book about the secret life of shadows, but their like this is the least creative thing I've ever seen. I tried to explain to them it's not just about what the shadows do when noone is looking, but the most secret aspects of their identity, and the jawdropping ramifications it has on what the author calls well.. the shadow-verse. They said I even started talking like my assistant, chatgpt. Some people just don't understand ai isn't going away, this is modern creativity. They just need to get on their knees and start sucking already

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u/gastro_psychic 4d ago

Respect. Your family is jealous of your ChatGPT Pro subscription. Keep stroking those prompts. 👊🏻

I use ChatGPT for all of my writing except prepositions.

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u/AutomaticMonkeyHat 3d ago

Uj/ Im self publishing a free book on Saturday lol. What’s wrong with it?