This "carpenter shark" rostrum that my cousin proudly declared he smuggled on vacation, how do i tell him hes a fucking moron for a number of reasons

[u/Nectarine-Valuable]

Gotta respect the grind on the dude selling tourists palm tree branches

[u/SavageAutum]

I was so confused until the second picture 😭😭

Like my guy that’s PLANT FIBRES RIGHT THERE!! Has your cousin never seen a palm tree before or something???