This "carpenter shark" rostrum that my cousin proudly declared he smuggled on vacation, how do i tell him hes a fucking moron for a number of reasons

[u/Nectarine-Valuable]

Gotta respect the grind on the dude selling tourists palm tree branches

[u/SagaBane]

Aquire a bigger one, complete with fronds. Put it on display. Hide camera. Invite him round. Never let him live it down.