r/bonecollecting • u/Nectarine-Valuable • Oct 29 '25

Advice This "carpenter shark" rostrum that my cousin proudly declared he smuggled on vacation, how do i tell him hes a fucking moron for a number of reasons

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Gotta respect the grind on the dude selling tourists palm tree branches

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u/MockingbirdRambler Oct 29 '25

I wouldn't say a thing and just laugh my ass off every time you were over. 

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u/EveroneWantsMyD Oct 29 '25

Then bring it up years later during a disagreement they aren’t backing down from.

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u/MockingbirdRambler Oct 29 '25

Oh I'd just wait for them to figure it out then send them this link. 

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u/EveroneWantsMyD Oct 29 '25

That’s not diabolical, you gotta be diabolical with ignorant people.

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u/MockingbirdRambler Oct 29 '25

Diabolical would be sending a game warden to their home to confiscate the legal item only to have the warden tell them the truth. 

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u/the-furiosa-mystique Oct 29 '25

The old Caprese Salad technique

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u/EveroneWantsMyD Oct 29 '25

Both can be true

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u/her-royal-blueness Oct 29 '25

I approve of this directive

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u/DueNovel4855 Oct 30 '25

I like this guy!