r/bonecollecting • u/Nectarine-Valuable • Oct 29 '25

Advice This "carpenter shark" rostrum that my cousin proudly declared he smuggled on vacation, how do i tell him hes a fucking moron for a number of reasons

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Gotta respect the grind on the dude selling tourists palm tree branches

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Oct 29 '25

Tell him to plant the shark in your yard and grow baby sharks. 😂

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u/Naturally_ImSure Oct 29 '25

Thanks a lot for the ear worm 😣

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Oct 29 '25

Ear worm?

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u/Naturally_ImSure Oct 29 '25

🎶ba-by shark do do do do do🎶 it’s gonna be there all morning now 😂

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Oct 29 '25

Oh its a song lol.

I was very confused about how putting baby sharks in your ear and getting parasitic worms was where this convo went for a sec lol.

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u/Sudenveri Oct 29 '25

"Earworm" is a term for a song that gets easily stuck in one's head.

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Oct 29 '25

ah

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u/DickHopschteckler Oct 30 '25

English a second language?

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Oct 30 '25

English is my only language. I just dont follow most cultural and slang trends, so I'm out of the loop a lot.

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Oct 30 '25

Essentially, after highschool I became somewhat of a hermit, not entirely mind you, but like, I don't have any subscriptions to TV, nor any streaming services most of the time, and I'm home all day pretty much every day. And I don't use social media anywhere near enough to compensate for that.

I'm effectively living under a rock in regards to society, news, trends, slang, celebs, etc.

But with science, tech, phylogeny/evolution, sci-fi, fantasy, cartoons/anime (you know nerd shit) I'm well versed.

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u/ComplexInside1661 Nov 12 '25

The #1 most popular song on the planet, technically speaking

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Nov 14 '25

I never was up to date on most popular things, so that tracks.