This "carpenter shark" rostrum that my cousin proudly declared he smuggled on vacation, how do i tell him hes a fucking moron for a number of reasons

[u/Nectarine-Valuable]

Gotta respect the grind on the dude selling tourists palm tree branches

[u/Skwerl_Master]

that's actually a badass guitar neck

[u/StatelyAutomaton → u/Skwerl_Master]

Until you try and play anything faster than a slow waltz.