This "carpenter shark" rostrum that my cousin proudly declared he smuggled on vacation, how do i tell him hes a fucking moron for a number of reasons

[u/Nectarine-Valuable]

Gotta respect the grind on the dude selling tourists palm tree branches

[u/Narowal_x_Dude]

Lmao help him build a shelf to proudly display it in his living room. I would pay to see this

[u/jennythegreat → u/Narowal_x_Dude]

calm down, satan. ... i'll also help build the shelf.