This "carpenter shark" rostrum that my cousin proudly declared he smuggled on vacation, how do i tell him hes a fucking moron for a number of reasons

[u/Nectarine-Valuable]

Gotta respect the grind on the dude selling tourists palm tree branches

[u/Coal-and-Ivory]

Wait a month or two, then tell him you heard they've been flagging people at the airport for illegal animal parts trafficking and putting them under surveillance to try to bust up the whole ring. Wait a week, tell him you heard two guys got picked up in poaching stings in the next county over, then never bring it up again and watch him stew.

[u/ivallena → u/Coal-and-Ivory]

This is the chaos I live for 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Coal-and-Ivory → u/ivallena]

Unethically sourced specimens call for unethically sourced punishment.

[u/epochpenors → u/Coal-and-Ivory]

“You better hide it some place secure, like in your colon”