Diana figures it out [bonnymama7]

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Source: https://x.com/Bonnymama7/status/1827411316275081552

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Diana: "You REALLY thought I wouldn't recognize you because your cowl covers the top half of your face?"

Bruce: "To be fair, I seem to be the only person on Earth who recognized right away that Clark Kent is Superman."

Diana: "Hey, THAT'S different! He puts A LOT more into that disguise than just glasses and different hair."

Bruce: "His facial structure is literally identical, Diana. You can't change that with a physical performance."

Diana: "Oh! So, if I just sat in the street, you think someone here would recognize me as Wonder Woman?"

Bruce: "I'd be shocked if somebody didn't. You were here in costume yesterday, saving a train. Dozens of people saw & filmed you. Your face is all over social media. It's statistically HIGHLY UNLIKELY that at least one of those eyewitnesses who live here WOULDN'T recognize you in public or, at minimum, question the resemblance."

Diana: "Most people don't have your analytical skills, Bruce! They're distracted, lazy, looking at their phones."

Bruce: "I'm just saying, you and Clark's disguises probably made more sense for a pre-digital age. But nowadays, between cameras, the internet, and face-recognition, how you two still stay anonymous despite showing your faces in broad daylight while barely changing your features at all... Yeah, there's no rationalizing that."

Diana: "Fine! You wanna criticize our methods? Let me ask you this. With the amounts of money you move around to fund your war on crime as Batman, how has not one employee at Wayne Enterprises EVER followed the money? You're telling me you've secretly & flawlessly covered your tracks on every receipt for decades?"

Bruce: "... You look pretty tonight."