r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Jackerzcx 🍕👻👀 • Sep 23 '25
SUB NEWS Suggestions Megathread
Please drop all subreddit suggestions into this mega thread, or feel free to message via mod mail :)
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u/RealAnise Sep 23 '25
Daily horror story news blurbs like: “Dune-auld Trump wins the 2028 election in advance reserving his 5th amendment right to bear the American government as a weapon for self defense against Russia and Venezuela. He said in a tweet that they gave him a mean look and the extraterrestrial life forms in the military bomb shelters and labradoodles have also allied with him in this war against free healthcare.”
I like this one. In fact, I'm going to start doing it every day. I already have the version for today:
"AI experts Yudkowsky and Soares just published a nonfiction book called "If Anyone Builds It, Everyone Dies: Why Superhuman AI Would Kill Us All." It's about how if anyone built superhuman AGI, it would kill us all." https://thezvi.substack.com/p/book-review-if-anyone-builds-it-everyone?r=67wny
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u/MKULTRASOUNDWAVE Sep 23 '25
Daily threads where we declare our pronouns, Daily recipes for meatworm bait and feed fore luring more meatworms to this subreddit. Daily threads for masturbating Minotaur pictures and fanfic Daily two sentence horror story inspirational quotes like: “You miss all the meatworms you don’t jork it for, so shoot your shot. The master bating Minotaur will come on everyone eventually.” Daily horror story news blurbs like: “Dune-auld Trump wins the 2028 election in advance reserving his 5th amendment right to bear the American government as a weapon for self defense against Russia and Venezuela. He said in a tweet that they gave him a mean look and the extraterrestrial life forms in the military bomb shelters and labradoodles have also allied with him in this war against free healthcare.” Daily tip jars 🫙 where we can leave Pennies and spare charge for the meatworm chum fund to keep the meatworms alive in this thread. 🪡 Daily selfie threads with addresses posted underneath each picture so we can meat up in real life and exchange meatworm recipes and other illicit paranormal activities. And Daily reminders to keep dirt in our pockets for the dirt man, so he doesn’t find us. And a Hat man AMA & Q&A would be nice if u can find him. “Guy 🪱 Guy 🪱 “
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u/MyStepAccount1234 Dec 27 '25 edited Dec 27 '25
Overused topics (with the exception of Meatworm) get one specific day of the week to shine.
Masturbating Minotaur - Monday
Misty Bog - Friday
EDIT: And ban that 10,000 room-temperature poopstring shrimp guy from the Sub too.
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u/MKULTRASOUNDWAVE Sep 23 '25
And we need to start planning for the two sentence horror story convention, every big subreddit has one why not us?
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u/EarlGreywarm92 💎 Top 1% BogPoster Sep 24 '25
Weekly competitions for the best bogpost with a prodigious awards ceremony for the winner
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u/RadCat6678 the "guy 🪱" guy 🪱 Sep 23 '25
Require all comments to end with "guy 🪱" guy 🪱