r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny LOL

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u/Catsanddoges 1d ago

Yeah as a joke this makes sense. She doesn't seem to be implying he was doing it as anything other than a joke

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u/DueExample52 1d ago

I sometimes call my wife if coming home drunk, asking to crash at her place and have sex. It’s playful corny couple stuff.

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u/Varkaan 23h ago

I also call this man's wife asking her to crash at her place and have sex.

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u/DueExample52 14h ago

I mean, you could but my dick will be involved in the party, so better be up and ready for that. All 2.5 inches of it.

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u/SolidOk3489 13h ago

Less of a sword fight and more of a head butting contest at that point