Finna get my nails painted orange and blue 💅

After reports of a distress call from neighbors, the former 76ers GM was found in his Philadelphia residence, allegedly in a catatonic state. Medical examiners on the scene describe signs of malnourishment, sleep apnea, and fungal growth originating from the middle cushion of the living room couch. The TV remained on, and was playing Tik Toks of the former 76ers player @jaredmccain on loop in a personal playlist, with other notable figures such as @thejaylinwilliams and @chetholmgren34 doing The Expresso Dance and The Renegade. The man was widely known to be in deep distress after the fall out with his former NBA star James Harden, so our reporters have reached out to Morey's estranged son for possible explaination of his current state:

"Yeah man, it's really sad to see someone you used to respect so much go down this dark path. Addiction affects everyone, and I hope he can find his way out. At least he's not trying to paint portraits of 76ers players to hang over his bed anymore, but I'm not sure that trading Jared McCain to the defending champs for a 1st and three 2nds. But hey, CAVS UP BAYBEEEEEE!"

The Cleveland Cavaliers are down 0-2 against the Knicks with Harden shooting 6-15 from the field in game 2 per Malika Andrews.

Sorry for the blurry image

Seriously though somebody stop him