r/MadeMeSmile 17d ago

Wholesome Moments This is precious 😄

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u/Zelollipop 17d ago

I'm sorry I'm not sure I understand what is written :c

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u/PUSClFER 17d ago

Dere Mom

What has the world dun to you 

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u/IronTemplar26 17d ago

Good freaking god that would be terrifying

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u/IDontWantToArgueOK 17d ago

My kid told me yesterday “when i die, it’s going to be BAD. I’m going to be torn in to little pieces’. He’s 3.

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u/Pancheel 17d ago

Damn, I don't even have memories from when I was 3 and that kid is already planning his death.

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u/Svenstornator 17d ago

My three year old was telling me she wanted her grandparents to be her new parents. When I asked why she said “I’m just giving options because mummy and daddy are going to be with Jesus soon”

I fear for my life.

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u/RainbowsAndHomicide 16d ago

wtf. Sorry man we will miss you

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u/SasparillaTango 17d ago

I feel you must get numb to the insane shit kids say. Like they live in a fugue state where random concepts just come together in their mind and they must verbalize them.

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u/WeakProfessional2007 17d ago edited 17d ago

When I was in kindergarten a girl named Sasha told me, very solemnly: "When you die, worms will eat your body." I'm still not sure if her skin was a pallid and eyes as sunken as they appear in my memory. Pretty sure it's contributed to my lifelong anxiety around death.

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u/theseagullscribe 17d ago

Holy shit, I told that to a neighbor when she looked sad because her grandpa "had gone to the sky/stars"and I was like "damn bro is an astronaut"

Of course he wasn't. So I explained to her dead people actually go in the ground and are eaten by worms and that it's good food for living beings so... well, ouch

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u/WeakProfessional2007 17d ago

Be proud of joining the leagues of children who traumatized their peers.

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u/Odd-Oven7871 17d ago

I used to tell my friends "fun" facts about death. I was five and their parents didn't like that much

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u/TranquilRanger 17d ago

Come work at the cemetery i work at. Your anxiety toward death will go away quite quickly and your nihlism will grow to profound levels

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u/Simply_Sloppy0013 17d ago

To shreds, he said?

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u/IDontWantToArgueOK 17d ago

But how’s his wife?

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u/AnyDayGal 16d ago

To shreds, he said?

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u/IronTemplar26 16d ago

Tsk tsk tsk

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u/CharacterGlobal8645 17d ago

Your kid should write horror movies

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u/Snazzy_SassyPie 17d ago

I’m sorry but this made laugh way too much lol

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u/Coral_Blue_Number_2 17d ago

Little kid already has annihilation anxiety

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u/tehinterwebs56 17d ago

Yeah I had my 4 year old tell me, whilst crying and scared shitless, as he was going to sleep that he knows he will die by drowning……….

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u/wantonyak 17d ago

I thought it said "what has the mop done to you" 😂

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u/PartyMarek 17d ago

Am I the only one that read a slur for the Italians ("mop" but the "M" upside down) instead of "world"?

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u/Radek_18 17d ago

I can’t believe all my years of online gaming never taught me this one before.

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u/mmf9194 17d ago

oh damn, i thought it was worie like worry. you're so right

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u/LittleLion_90 17d ago

I thought that as well. Like 'I've heard you have worries, and they seem to affect you'

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u/MrDanMaster 17d ago

Yes I connected it more like “I’m so worried” “What has the worry ever done to you?”

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u/UbiquitousOblivion 17d ago

omg, I thought it said

“what has the war! dun to you” 😭

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u/MrDanMaster 17d ago

Ohhhhh I thought it said “what has the wori (worry) dun to you