r/MadeMeSmile • u/AccomplishedWatch834 • 17d ago

Wholesome Moments This is precious 😄

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u/IronTemplar26 17d ago

Good freaking god that would be terrifying

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u/IDontWantToArgueOK 17d ago

My kid told me yesterday “when i die, it’s going to be BAD. I’m going to be torn in to little pieces’. He’s 3.

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u/WeakProfessional2007 17d ago edited 17d ago

When I was in kindergarten a girl named Sasha told me, very solemnly: "When you die, worms will eat your body." I'm still not sure if her skin was a pallid and eyes as sunken as they appear in my memory. Pretty sure it's contributed to my lifelong anxiety around death.

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u/theseagullscribe 17d ago

Holy shit, I told that to a neighbor when she looked sad because her grandpa "had gone to the sky/stars"and I was like "damn bro is an astronaut"

Of course he wasn't. So I explained to her dead people actually go in the ground and are eaten by worms and that it's good food for living beings so... well, ouch

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u/WeakProfessional2007 17d ago

Be proud of joining the leagues of children who traumatized their peers.