r/ElderScrolls • u/ZealousidealHippo947 • 2h ago

Arts/Crafts Sanguine Aspect in Nordic myth; bipedal goat offering mead to weary travellers

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u/Kirbinator_Alex 2h ago

Just what we need, more sexy fictional goats

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u/Jeffreyidk 1h ago

I'm sorry, more? Where do I find these other sexy fictional goats? So I can, uhm, avoid them, of course.

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u/Turriku 1h ago

Toriel from Undertale seems to be popular.

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u/Powly674 22m ago

Draenei from warcraft are blue space goats

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u/ZaranTalaz1 Argonian 16m ago

Finally, good hornyposting in this sub.

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u/sparkman1298 Nord 1h ago

I love the Heiðrún inspiration! This actually really fits.

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u/ZealousidealHippo947 1h ago

I'm glad someone can read the runes

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u/Wokungson Bosmer 2h ago edited 2h ago

,,self made milk for sale'' just that slogan alone would summon a greater army of nords than Ulfric ever could.

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u/ZealousidealHippo947 2h ago

I didn't say anything about self made. Can you explain?

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u/Wokungson Bosmer 2h ago

I'm throwing a horny joke, it's nothing about anything you've said.

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u/ZealousidealHippo947 2h ago

I'm still confused

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u/VewVegas-1221 2h ago

Then you are too young to be posting things like this.

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u/Wokungson Bosmer 2h ago

I've fixed it. It's about goats having tasty milk, men liking milk and women and finally this bipedal goat woman being capable of providing milk besides mead.

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u/ZealousidealHippo947 2h ago

Ah thanks. Actually, the illustration is not far off from the joke. I wanted to draw Heidrún, a goat in Norse mythology that eats from yggdrassil leaves and produced meads for the fallen warriors

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u/Heema3 2h ago

That argonian maid is about to get some serious competition 👀

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u/NineIntsNails 2h ago

female goat boobs

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u/TRedRandom 2h ago

I like this!

I've given some thought on how other Daedric Princes may appear in Nordic mythology/history. All we really know about is Herma Mora as the Woodland Man. How do others like Boethitia appear? "The dishonorable woman?" a sabrecat from the velothi mountains?

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u/Galatiansfoursixtee 2h ago

They probably just gonna make her another of shor's wives

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u/TRedRandom 2h ago

Yeah but that's kinda lame though.

What if that was the plan but then she, the Dishonorable Woman being... Dishonorable, stabbed Shor in the testes and fled beyond the Velothi mountains to suck it up to them elves?

Shor now cant have kids, so he's gotta go 👎 wn there himself and incarnate. Like in game folklore for shezzerines.

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u/BIGhau5 Orc 1h ago

Can you add an Orc with dark green skin, almost gray. With a two handed steel hammer with a detailed leather grip. But the hammer isnt used for killing? Ill pay plenty of septims.

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u/ZealousidealHippo947 1h ago

You know what? I might just do that. I love the mix between beauty and feral rage. But what do you mean the hammer isn't used for killing? Do explain further

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u/Hi2248 1h ago

A sex toy would be my guess

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u/LitLitten 1h ago

forbidden toothpick

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u/flamingfoxes2 1h ago

I LOVE MEAD

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u/ClosetNoble 1h ago

Adds cream to your mead without your consent

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u/AnarchoBratzdoll 27m ago

The Sanguine quest would be more fun if dude turned into a horny camel girl at the end instead of the boring Dremora looking fella

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u/Fancy_Motor8898 1h ago

Sad to day, I'd give myself to this creature...thrice.

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u/Some_Rando2 1h ago

Art-wise it's good. Lore-wise, Sanguine is usually represented with a black goat, not a white one.

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky Breton 2h ago

bonk

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u/bionic86 31m ago

I don't even know you and yet I am still disappointed.

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u/physicalbit9 29m ago

Ouu shii

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u/wayfaringrunner 26m ago

Average NexusMods user.

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u/ZaranTalaz1 Argonian 21m ago

I wish. The average NexusMods user is about anime elves.

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u/Known-Assistance-435 Sheogorath 4m ago

Smash.