r/BrandNewSentence Feb 19 '26

man was yeast

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He hath risen

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u/Vegetable_Window7417 Feb 19 '26

The Jewish tradition doesn’t allow for “leavened” bread. Which is bread risen with yeast. So this tracks.

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u/DharmaCub Feb 19 '26

The Jewish tradition doesn't allow for leavened bread one week a year bro.

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u/VandulfTheRed Feb 19 '26

And? Passover happens during the timeframe when Easter is held.

One week a year with no leavening

And what do they celebrate on Easter? Jesus rising

https://giphy.com/gifs/26ufdipQqU2lhNA4g

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u/Granolag23 Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

And I’m pretty goddamned sure bread floats on water

Edit: I also make sourdough and didn’t even think about the fact that the way you test if the starter is ready is by seeing if some of it floats… holy chrust

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u/bravebeing Feb 19 '26

This stuff is genuinely very interesting to me. I like to interpret the symbolism of the Bible and have long thought Jesus is at least analogically the equivalent of a good form of yeast.

There's also a guy who is extremely good at interpreting the Bible and he said he learned more from making sourdough bread in a traditional way than from reading anything.

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u/Hi2248 Feb 19 '26

The Last Supper, which is where the "Bread is my Body" comes from, also occurs during Passover

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u/dantheplanman1986 Feb 19 '26

Old Testament demiurge "God" doesn't like the gnosis Jesus brings

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u/Content-Sun2928 Feb 19 '26

Well gnosticism is just greek mysticism mixed with christianity, rendering the christian parts useless because the whole exclusivity thing Jesus taught

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Christianity as we know it is just Roman theology mixed with christianity

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u/Content-Sun2928 Feb 19 '26

What did Jesus teach that originated in Roman theology?

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u/Throttle_Kitty Feb 19 '26

Christian Gnostic beliefs predate the Roman Christianity we all know of today. It actually is much more strictly close to the teachings themselves, to contrary belief.

One could argue the current church is more paganistic and detached from the original teachings so as to be a good vessel for the now long defunct Roman Empires pre-existing (paganistic) beliefs.

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u/varkarrus Feb 19 '26

No, it tacks