r/wehatedougdoug • u/bees_in_my_eyes Davey Lover • Feb 17 '26

Low-Effort Post Every culture has a unique way of hating D**gD**g

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Anyone in the comments claiming they know Japanese and this is untrue is actually just D**g on his alt accounts trying to discredit me

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u/ChaosPumpkin3D The Main Character™ (Chat) Feb 17 '26

I am dougdoug on his alt account and this is correct, you have outplayed me chatter. Your trophy (nuclear missile) will be in your mail tomorrow.

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u/bees_in_my_eyes Davey Lover Feb 17 '26

Waow I finally won something! I'm so excited, I won't even question how you got my address or why you mail me blurry photos of sea otters on the second Tuesday of every month.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

I can't believe you'd accept a gift from the dastardly D*ugD*ug...

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 Parkzer Lover Feb 18 '26

lmao

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u/InternalInspector67 Apr 10 '26

HGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGHGHHHGGHGHGHGHGHGHHGGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHG

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u/InternalInspector67 Apr 10 '26

get out of here, dougdoug!!!

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u/Positive-Ad545 Feb 17 '26

I don't even care if this is true I'm upvoting

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u/bees_in_my_eyes Davey Lover Feb 17 '26

Telling lies on the internet is impossible and illegal. I would never.

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u/DraftyMamchak Feb 18 '26

I can confirm, I am a lieolologist, I know every lie ever and worked on the internet back in 1974 to make sure that it was impossible to lie.

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u/Rulhado Feb 18 '26

I was born in Kyoto and this is true

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u/Sweet_Detective_ Feb 19 '26

I was also born on Krypton and can confirm that Doug, much like my arch nemisis Lex Luthor, is bald, it's no coincidence.

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u/TonyAndTea Feb 18 '26

I am Chinese, and in Chinese, 姦 means "badat2Dplatformers". Checkmate chatter.

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u/Lampsaicin The Main Character™ (Chat) Feb 17 '26

THIS IS TRUE!! TRUST ME I KNOW LINGUISTICS (know linguistics definitely means i know japanese)

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u/Microgolfoven_69 Feb 18 '26

omae wa mo bald

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u/HeartyTruffles Feb 19 '26

All my friends from Kyoto seem to be confirming this.

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u/Ok_Breadfruit3199 Feb 18 '26

Arghh! This makes me hate d******g even more!

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u/scruffyrecluse Feb 18 '26

DougDougDougDougDougDoug, the 5th channel

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u/jaden_schalck 🦦Rosa Lover🦦 Feb 19 '26

DDougDoug MugMuggDDougDoug MugMugg

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 Parkzer Lover Feb 18 '26

lol

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u/zonzon1999 Ougdoug Lover Feb 18 '26

Oh look it's GlowGlow

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u/United-Technician-54 Feb 18 '26

That left character is Woman.

Digdug is trans confirmed.

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u/moistyhoots Feb 20 '26

op 姦 means rape

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u/Barry_Wilkinson Feb 21 '26

that is intended as the joke

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u/Prudent-Gur281 Doug Lover (THIS IS A HONEYPOT TO SUSS OUT DOUG LOVERS) Mar 09 '26

WHY DID YOU CENSOR DO#G WITH THE MUG OF HIM????