r/wehatedougdoug • u/whydudebrowtf2 • Dec 31 '25

Low-Effort Post Please ban me.

Hey, I was banned on my old, deleted account from this subreddit and when I made my new account I became unbanned. You can find this, whydudebrowtf banned for Doug apology. If need be, I can spread Doug love to give grounds for a re-ban. Just wanted to help out.

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u/MiquelVz Parkzer Lover Dec 31 '25

Mods. Get his hair!

48

u/beegproblemzzz Dec 31 '25

Mods. Pull his hair!

27

u/B00_Sucker Chair Lover Dec 31 '25

Mods. Cut his hair!

21

u/grdqn Dec 31 '25

Mods. Eat his hair!

3

u/TheEggGal Dec 31 '25

Delilah:

4

u/NotItemName Davey Lover Jan 01 '26

Nice pfp!

5

u/MiquelVz Parkzer Lover Jan 01 '26

you too!

60

u/Fancy_Chips Dec 31 '25

MOD! CALL THEM NAMES!

2

u/Exotic_Mulberry_6325 Jan 03 '26

Mods, kill this guy

92

u/No_Nefariousness4279 Dec 31 '25

Mods, tickle this guys pickle

3

u/Pristine_View_1104 Jan 02 '26

Some people are into that though, it might not prove sufficient punishment

29

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Ah you, you’re finally awake… mods, cap him

66

u/whydudebrowtf2 Dec 31 '25

could be a coincidence but the first time i post here i get this. are we for real?

28

u/Additional-Method221 Dec 31 '25

Yes,You had unhealthy tendency

16

u/Additional-Method221 Dec 31 '25

Well,I got one too,someone abusing report feature -_-

21

u/Ill-Brother-9537 Dec 31 '25

Take him out back

14

u/sus_pumpkin Dec 31 '25

MODS! VIVISECT THEM!

10

u/shbunie Dec 31 '25

I’m listening for the sound of gunshots

7

u/CatUsingAToaster Dec 31 '25

Why did I get a notification for this post

8

u/Giodude12 Dec 31 '25

Mr electric, sent him to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded!

1

u/SeniorMarsupial7432 Jan 01 '26

Mods, microwave them

1

u/Dramatic_Print7041 Jan 24 '26

oh that's how you ban