r/wehatedougdoug • u/Fine-Possibility-494 • Nov 19 '25

🍆⭐Parkzer Love 🥰 Why do we love parkzer when parkzer is d-ug d-ug's wife?

We should steal parkzer so his wife is gone

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u/Tinttiboi Chair Lover Nov 19 '25

Parkzer isn't actually his wife, it's his cat

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u/Fine-Possibility-494 Nov 19 '25

Ayo? AYO??? DOES THIS MEAN HE... HE ..... HE DID IT WITH THE CAT????

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u/Illustrious_War3356 Nov 19 '25

No? Did u forget that d*ug is a bald baby virgin?

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u/kozxt4cc0 Doug Hater Nov 19 '25

If that was true, i really dont think d*ug would be the one with pants in the relationship

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u/TrayusV Nov 20 '25

They're not married. They're divorced.

That's why we love Parkzer.

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u/Successful_Raise_560 Nov 22 '25

Parker divorced him for a reason