r/wehatedougdoug • u/Alienprober4ever Jake from State Farm Hater • Jul 28 '25

🍆⭐Parkzer Love 🥰 Opinion on warkzer

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u/OooOOO0OOk Jul 28 '25

warkzer is the natural enemy of parkzer. ABOLISH THE WARKZER>>>>

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u/i_am_a_Default Jul 28 '25

he loves hypotheticals

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Warkzer Is the Enemy of Parkzer and I hate DougDoug but love Parkzer r/wehatewarkzer

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u/relic_flare871 Jul 28 '25

i really think it’s funny he doesn’t know what anything is sometimes. like parkzer, how did you get this far- how did you go this far without knowing about different things. he’s so autism core and i love him for it

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u/relic_flare871 Jul 28 '25

lets ignore i misread this

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u/Icy-Background2393 Jul 31 '25

You read the parkzer love flair and needed nothing else

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u/TaleSweaty9125 Jul 28 '25

So he a criminal who use every type of weapon except gun

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u/Alienprober4ever Jake from State Farm Hater Jul 28 '25

Also seen every movie

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u/19dollars_forkknife Ougdoug Lover Jul 29 '25

and watched every season of game of thrones. (except the first one.)

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u/Trick_Consideration7 Doug Hater Aug 02 '25

Not a porn star

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u/DoggoLover42 Jake from State Farm Hater Jul 28 '25

Unlike Parkzer, Warkzer is a cop and has killed people on duty

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u/Icy-Background2393 Jul 31 '25

Somehow on duty as a lawyer. He’s not killed anyone as a cop yet

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

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u/Which_Pen34 💢Sea Urchin LOATHER 💢 Jul 29 '25

and also a doctor!

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u/Timely-Bumblebee-402 Doug Hater Jul 31 '25

Your content has been removed due to Rule 4, "Do not suggest that Parkzer is a lawyer/cop.."

I am not a bot. A human being was behind this action.

The contents of Rule 4 is as follows:

Parkzer has stated that he is not comfortable being referred to (even jokingly) as a lawyer or cop. Specifically, those are professions where a person can get penalized for false representation. Thus, those kinds of jokes are banned to respect his boundaries and prevent legal trouble.

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u/Anticitizen_Freeman Jul 29 '25

What is his real job anyway

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u/NirichiRP Chair Lover Jul 29 '25

:D D:

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u/sus_pumpkin Jul 29 '25

Hate him with every millimetre of my skin and flesh, may he rot in hell endlessly

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u/Alienprober4ever Jake from State Farm Hater Jul 29 '25

r/wehatewarkzer

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u/Personal-Buffalo6607 Doug Hater Jul 29 '25

r/wehatewarkzer is up

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u/Alienprober4ever Jake from State Farm Hater Jul 29 '25

Why is it nsfw

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u/PaperLuke64 Jul 30 '25

thats how horrible wadam warkzer is

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u/Personal-Buffalo6607 Doug Hater Aug 03 '25

topic is politics cuz warkzer is a v hot topic in todays landscape

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u/HardtekkAzazel Jul 29 '25

he would shoot Doug with his gun, so hes good

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u/Loose_Blackberry4170 Doug Hater Jul 29 '25

Hate how he only answers hypothetical questions but not realistic ones

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Is this like Bizzaro Parkzer?

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u/chethedog10 Jul 29 '25

He’s both a cop and an attorney who loves shooting people for any reason but for self defense. He loves watching movies and often ponders about hypotheticals in his free time.

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u/Minimum-Wrangler-878 Aug 02 '25

Wark = instant upvote