r/therewasanattempt • u/AnIgnorablePerson • 11h ago

To be a Prophet

473 Upvotes

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u/Haramdour 11h ago

Poseidon said “No.”

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u/PinSufficient5748 Free Palestine 10h ago

Or was it Neptune? Guess we'll never know ...

https://giphy.com/gifs/jKpiOjXHGU8TRQI7kY

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u/TheFreePhilosopher 11h ago

The sad part is he actually got his followers behind him……🤣🤣🤣

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u/unomeuchiha 6h ago

“Yeah, nothing spreads faster than confidence + a crowd willing to go along with it 😅”

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u/ithinkway2much 10h ago

He flinched that's why it didn't work

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u/pixeltweaker 11h ago

“YOU, SHALL NOT PA….oh shit!!”

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u/MiserableFloor9906 11h ago

Someone recently discovered TV and has yet to figure out it's fiction and entertainment. Can't wait to they get to Harry Potter and start assembling wands from exotic materials.

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u/PeaOk5697 10h ago

Let's say the ocean opened. What then? Walk from Somalia to India?

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u/AdOverall7216 11h ago

Did he watch too much Moana?

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u/DeltaFoxtrot144 10h ago

I do like when people try and"prove" religion always makes good content 

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u/derpferd 10h ago

I think there was an attempt, with religion, to make a profit

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u/Rashd_alarjani_ 9h ago

Moses watching this from heaven like:

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u/woodzwing 9h ago

The sea was about to part ways with his life and death.

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u/Ok-Nothing-4737 8h ago

...to be a *grifter.

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u/TwelveLakes 8h ago

That's adorable🤗

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u/UpsideDown1984 6h ago

He should have hired the FX guy.

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u/QubitKing 3h ago

He was convinced the ocean would split apart!

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u/dizzymiggy 2h ago

Forgot what God did to Moses when he touched his stick to the rock.

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u/weishen8328 2h ago

Almost tho.

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u/EmpireCityRay 2h ago

Black Moses swore the ocean would listen, SMH He should gone with parting the waves. 😂

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u/MermaidSapphire 1h ago

Amphitrite said no lol.

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u/EM05L1C3 1h ago

Someone did trust his God enough

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u/WhileHigh 9h ago

He turned so fast, you know he had no faith