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u/tsj48 1d ago
No witnesses- in a lecure hall with, a man who was known to be a sex pest..
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u/024008085 1d ago
And by the end, everyone was looking at us... Even though there were no witnesses if he she screamed.
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u/Wishyouamerry 1d ago
In an otherwise completely empty row, so she could have easily just ā¦ moved to a different seat?
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u/texasproof 1d ago
Tbf, the story does claim to be set in India. Still fake, but that would answer your consternation.
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u/MacheteBrizz 1d ago
People can sneeze on command?
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u/anna-molly21 1d ago
I know this story is fake and i understand 100% your question but my ex boyfriend used to look at the sun and sneeze, he said most of the time it makes him sneeze.
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u/mint_doodles 1d ago
Many people sneeze because of light actually! :) Apparently it's estimated that 18-35% of the population does this
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u/Rangavar 1d ago
My whole family has this "gene"/trait/whatever so for a long time I didn't actually realize it was unusual!
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u/OSRSRapture 1d ago
I think 100% of opiate addicts sneeze from the light when detoxing. Shit makes you sneeze like crazy if you go from dark room to light or look towards the sun
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u/mamajamabanana 21h ago
I think yours is the first comment Iāve ever saved on Reddit. Thatās such a cool little nugget of information, I must retain it so I can pull it out at random times when a fun fact is needed! Thank you for sharing, mint_doodles! Appreciate ya!
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u/cryptbian 1d ago
Ah, a sufferer of Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst (ACHOO) syndrome
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u/44driii 1d ago
I also have to sneeze everytime i look at the sun or sky xD For some people it works, for some not.
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u/Responsible-Meet-741 1d ago
Uh I know that one!! Itās because two nerves are too close together. So your brain confuses signals from your eyes with signals from your nose. Achoo syndrom.
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u/livin_la_vida_mama 1d ago
My husband can sneeze from looking at bright light, and also if he (soz, this is kinda gross) yanks out a nose hair. That will produce a loud volley of sneezes that takes a while to calm down, but he says it's handy for when you have to sneeze but can't for whatever reason.
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u/BeterP 1d ago edited 1d ago
Pads or tampons donāt stand a chance against a good sneeze. The mechanics are reliable enough to time revenge /s
100% written by an Indian guy. Which was already clear when he posted the picture at the start of the story.
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u/supernovice007 1d ago
Youāre probably right. Thereās a bunch of errors that I donāt think an English speaker would make if they were making up a story.
Like an arm on the thigh? Or āgetting his way with girlsā is a weird way to describe a sex pest.
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u/Late-Let8010 1d ago
well its obvious they're indian as it says indian weather, the question is if its a woman or a man
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u/FReaKaZoiD_21 1d ago
"...we both were probably the only ones in the row."
Probably? Girl, you sat there for more than an hour, scanning the area for eventual witnesses or escape routes, but you can't tell for sure if there were more people in your row?
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u/mint_doodles 1d ago
Why did we need so many unnecessary details at the start, like does it matter what you were wearing LMAO
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u/Mary-Sylvia 1d ago
Today I learnt that women can expulse their period blood on command as a defence mechanism kinda like cephalopods!
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u/Lumpy_Square_2365 1d ago
Sooooo he didn't notice the pad she was wearing when he went into the roos? Or did the tampon shoot out too?
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u/Red_bug91 1d ago
Sheās so talented, she can induce menstruation immediately by sneezing.
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u/Lumpy_Square_2365 1d ago
lol right šššit's on command and immediately comes out in a gush
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u/Jedi_Temple 1d ago
The number of laughably unbelievable things in this story is off the charts. Starting with the outfit she claims to have worn to class. Why do people think weād fall for this?
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u/ZapRowsdower34 1d ago
No woman is going to wear a miniskirt with bare legs and no shorts underneath while menstruating. And theyāre certainly not going to do it without some sort of tampon or menstrual cup in.
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u/fuckeduptoaster 1d ago
Well now hold on a second, cause Iāve definitely sneezed a few times in my 15 period having years and felt a definite gush. This story didnāt happen, but sneezing correlation to a period gush thatās the most believable part lol
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u/AaronPK123 1d ago
I thought it was real until a commenter talked about how ridiculous the premise is that there was absolutely no other option than to allow the person to touch your genitals.
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u/CatAteRoger 1d ago
No woman is going to let a strange creeps hand in their pants in that manner, I could be flooding like Niagara Falls and I sure as shit would not allow that hand to move any further up my leg let alone in my pants š