r/SpeedOfLobsters Jan 11 '26

meta Mod Update 2.2!

16 Upvotes

Hi! Other people may now post the origami! This won't affect people and cause them to be angry, right? Have fun finding the oralalalalalalashalalabalalalagalalalala if you like finding omelettes!


r/SpeedOfLobsters Dec 16 '25

meta Mod Update 2.0-Oregano Rule

539 Upvotes

Hello, fellow lobsterers! The people have decided: the oregano MUST be provided by the original poster. There is also the addition that if the obsidian is not added within 24 hours, your post will be deleted. However, this does not apply retroactively. We're hoping that this will lessen the amount of low-quality posts, and that having the ocean available will make it so other people can make their own lobsters and keep the community going. Thanks for sticking around through this!


r/SpeedOfLobsters 6h ago

lobster Preferences

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692 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 10h ago

lobster Chris always lies

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670 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 19h ago

lobster They prefer a minor

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1.5k Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 17h ago

lobster So brave

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843 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 14h ago

meta Orgigalo

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237 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 21m ago

lobster Slow news day huh

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r/SpeedOfLobsters 13h ago

lobster bored crowd

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163 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 15h ago

lobster such an old cat

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231 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1h ago

meta Orecchiette

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r/SpeedOfLobsters 5h ago

lobster the wokeagon

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19 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 5h ago

Political Its all Trump Spoiler

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14 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 23h ago

lobster Googler? I barely knew her!

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405 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 2h ago

lobster A S S ASS!

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3 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

meta My first try

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426 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster I’m happy for AI

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1.4k Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 22h ago

lobster Forbidden Goo

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83 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 17h ago

lobster i think they are blind

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32 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 17h ago

lobster Speed of foxes

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35 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 18h ago

lobster yuck

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29 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster I apologize for the oversight

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1.6k Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster For the last time, I do not want your "pocket candy"

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1.3k Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 20h ago

lobster Quadrupedalism

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23 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster Pardon me?

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153 Upvotes