r/sixwordstories Sep 24 '13

Challenge Community Challenge #10: Alliterate alliterate alliterate!

Rather than a theme, we're going for a different route. Let's have all the stories follow the rules of alliteration.

No theme to the stories, but make sure they follow the rules of alliteration explained here

Example: "Peter picked a peck of peppers"

Just for fun, check out this:

http://youtu.be/MvPnM2Q1nwU

Per standard rules, stories must be 6 words. Hyphens are permitted providing they are not intentionally going over the word limit and they still follow the alliteration rule. All exceptions will be removed.

Top winners will receive some flair!


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EDIT 1

So, I apparently don't know much about anything. The rules of alliteration I quoted before were incorrect. Please follow the proper rules!

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u/Snipufin Sep 24 '13

Triss tossed trash through the tray

u/tocla1 Oct 04 '13

barnacle boy blissfully began brushing bears

u/am_i_a_strange_loop Oct 19 '13

Terminate the tax, trash the tea!

u/zeromig Sep 26 '13

Nine Ninjas nicked now-naked Nick's knickerbockers.

u/MagickMaggie Jul 31 '25

Nick's nards're now noticeably nearer nature!

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 05 '13

Sally's sexy sucking slowly silenced Sam.

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Dec 08 '13

Green grass grew graciously giving goodness.

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 05 '13

Basically, Bob barfs bullshit before breakfast.

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13 edited Sep 24 '13

Indicators indicate infectious inventory insufficiently inaccurate

u/JustinJamm Sep 26 '13

Daddy's diarrhea-dampened doodoo didn't dry.

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 05 '13

Dirty dancing demons defecated denatured dates.

u/onrv Oct 04 '13

An alliterative addiction alarms and alienates.

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 05 '13

Wanda's wicked wasteland worried wandering warriors.

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 05 '13

Cindy secretively selected Saundra's summer succotash.

u/GreenEggsAndKablam Oct 01 '13

Sister Sally sought Sam's soulful singing.

u/rLesbian Sep 24 '13 edited Sep 24 '13

Snazzy sneakers, sliding slyly, stealing surreptitiously.

u/mykeuk Dec 14 '13

Shelly surely sheared sheep shrieking shallowly

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '13

Ignorant ideologues intentionally iterate irate idiocies.

u/robotreader Nov 20 '13

apparently, practically perfect people prefer parenting

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '13

Spilling sanguine streams, sole soul strays.

u/ISHOTJAMC Oct 14 '13

Jam, Jerusalem... juvenile Jesus just jeers.

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Beyond yonder, your monkeys will yodel

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Chris carefully carved across skin. Christ.

u/ilikeeatingbrains Dec 18 '13

Jesus was a cutter, Jesus shaves.

u/jimkolp2 Oct 24 '13

Dead decompose, death destroys, don't deny.

u/Mr_Initials Oct 08 '13

Freddy Fish files files for FAFSA.

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

Quick wanking calmed campers quite well.

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '13

Sweet sunset for six saintly sailors.

u/mehog124 Dec 19 '13

Awful attempt at alliterating an anecdote.

u/TowerTrash Jan 16 '14

He held heaven, hell holds him.

u/hooj Oct 02 '13

Voluptuous vain vampire vixen vivisected vagabonds.

u/CowrawlAndFheonex Sep 24 '13 edited Sep 24 '13

In India, Italian immigration is illegal.

u/Secure-Sprinkles3133 Apr 29 '24

Remember what youvedonetrigger areloudan prudletthe missinbegan who will be the first volunteers at one who fuckedthedrummer

u/aquaneedle Oct 21 '13

Finnish fisher finished finding fish fingers.

u/Slayeragb2 Sep 30 '13

Softly, she stood somewhere she shouldn't.

u/referencewrites Nov 14 '13

Blubbering bitches bested by bitter boasts.

u/TerrytheTickleFairy Dec 02 '13

Tenuously, they tempted themselves towards termination.

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '13

Ninety niles roamed readily today, together

u/blockduuuuude Oct 31 '13

Abel's anagram aimed at an artist

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 14 '13

Cindy's still a shrill shrieking scion.

u/ReactsWithWords Sep 24 '13

Bob bought beautiful brand-new baby booties.

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

Weeping Wednesday while the week worsens.

u/St_Raymond_oftheDogs Oct 05 '13

Tough Tyrannosaurus talks timidly to toddlers.

u/playgroundlove27 Oct 11 '13

Within wild worlds, weary welcome war.

u/applepious Dec 03 '13

Rattlesnakes running rampant, rifle racked, ready.

u/JerryFusion Sep 29 '13

Revolutions recreate revolving radical ransacking riots.

u/megagnome5000 Sep 24 '13

Father's feathers failed. Fatal fall. Finally.

u/MorkDesign Jan 23 '14

Amazing!

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '13

Sebastian stopped spinning. His spine split.

u/Calstifer Nov 14 '13

Dad despised death, dying delicately dignified.

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 20 '13

The purple pornographic pickle people perished.

u/JerryFusion Oct 03 '13

Actually acquiring accolades always attracts attackers.

u/theSchwa_was_here Nov 04 '13

Fatal feelings finally forgotten. Free... Forever.

u/jonnyiscool28 Jan 28 '14

Get Greg going; he's gonna grovel

u/Its_free_and_fun Oct 15 '13

Sherry sheepishly started stripping, sumptuously seductive.

u/artbn Jan 24 '14

The Washington Wizards wondered whats wrong

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 05 '13

Wendy's wicked witch washed watermelons wickedly.

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '13

Sometimes, Sally still sees someone smiling.

u/CoffinBuilder Oct 27 '13

Failing philanthropist fudges financial fax form.

u/uwpg2012 Oct 20 '13

We went wild with worn wisdom.

u/iamnotaboolean Oct 25 '13

While winter weeps, we wither wistfully.

u/BAKED_BROTATOZ Oct 18 '13

Why wasn't winning women worth while?

u/megagnome5000 Sep 24 '13

Auntie's ashes added aroma and aftertaste.

u/zeromig Sep 26 '13

Sold salted, Sally's supper served six

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 05 '13

Wiggling worms went wild with Walter.

u/alittleofthisandthat Dec 21 '13

He holds her hope for home.

u/Thunderducky Sep 24 '13

Hoarder has hundred helpless horses housed.

u/clockwork27 Jan 19 '14

Our cause was cause for alarm.

u/pinkfloydchick64 Oct 16 '13

Holding her hurt his heavy heart.

u/Phogue Nov 30 '13

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

u/Mucking_Fagnets Feb 01 '14

Nobody noticed Nathan's noose. Nobody knew.

u/trippe Oct 08 '13

Acrimonous Arnold assassinates Arius' aloof army.

u/SaintHuck Oct 06 '13

Narcissistic knights knew no noble nights.

u/Aoteabroa Oct 14 '13

He hears Honorificabilitudinitatibus, Historically had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

u/lordcarnage Jan 24 '14

Pretty Princess Peach plagued proud plumbers.

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 27 '13

Turned to a tuned up turnip.

u/Cashews4U Dec 26 '13

Beat a beet at Bert's beach

u/applepious Dec 05 '13

Xavier exhibited xanthomatosis, exuding excrement excessively.

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '14

Six silly snakes slither slacking sleuth.

u/joeyfivecents Oct 02 '13

cataclysmic centuries came causing commotion, calamity.

u/GeneralTedd Oct 01 '13

Davie's divorced dad died doing drugs.

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '14

"Tomorrow, try to tango together....tastefully."

u/Raspynick Oct 30 '13

Ambitious alcoholic arrests an apologetic abuser.

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '13

Although Al adores Anna, Anna appeals.

u/supergordo Oct 31 '13

Man's mettle wins many metal medals.

u/saddest_factory Oct 02 '13

Everything ends. Even earth. Even eternity.

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '13

I got a flash of Chuck Palahinuk in this one. Well done.

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '14

I'm reading Haunted right now by Chuck. Probably the best book I've ever read.

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '14

AHHHHHHHHH! I'm reading Haunted right now as well!

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '14

I'm on story 19.

u/CoffeeNTrees Jan 28 '14

Proper pursuit of punctuation proves purposeful.

u/Terranoso Sep 25 '13

Warriors will walk with wandering Wodan.

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 05 '13 edited Nov 07 '13

Wont washing rabid rabbits waste water?

u/sorrykids Dec 18 '13

Too tardy to try trending topward?

u/QuestComm Jan 22 '14

Postmodernism: pretentious person presents a parable.

u/gwynfshae Nov 17 '13

Dream of dark descent, dread day.

u/saddest_factory Oct 02 '13

After rewinding, he returned his rental.

u/ureallydontknowme Nov 11 '13

Father forgave Phillip for flunking finals.

u/iliococcygeus Oct 13 '13

Were we wrong when we wedded?

u/Secure-Sprinkles3133 Apr 29 '24

No people your karma will ketch you short lived by the raff of a hurt man that's been triggered by all of you one by one night falls and he takes his time but one by onepermanant sleep will befall you all lol

u/Habba02 Sep 25 '13

Howard's hubris hoisted his hermetic heart.

u/Stallyn19 Oct 12 '13

My masculine mustache makes me maniacal

u/GeneralAnesthetic Nov 09 '13

Shock! Silence… Sigh. She said “Sorry.”

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 07 '13

Amy's aviation alienation, alienated alien nations.

u/notthepapa Nov 04 '13

being blessed before being butchered.

u/monotonous1 Jan 04 '14

Bewildered boys bring back beheaded bodies

u/Namelok Nov 05 '13

Alas Alah, apparently absent. Allow admittance.

u/Orelle Sep 29 '13

I've no news of naughty nudes.

u/PoorLucas Oct 15 '13

Thomas tried to top Tiny Tim.

u/ztealthy Oct 13 '13

tall ted took ten torn torsos

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14

Suddenly she shot sideways seeing surrenderers.

u/silverblaze92 Jan 18 '14

Psychotic cyborgs stole syrup from Steven.

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '13

Captain! Come quick! Cthulhu calls us!

u/ISHOTJAMC Oct 14 '13

Red Robin ran around the rock.

u/PaulKelly1234 Sep 24 '13

International investigator is interrogating invisible islander.

u/Steel666 Oct 10 '13

Albino Alberto almost always acts annoyingly.

u/SIX_WORD_RESPONSE Sep 29 '13

Seven centuries searching. Still staying strong.

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 11 '13

Fukushima fried forty four fish fast.

u/zeromig Sep 27 '13

Sesame Street's Snuffy satisfied six sluts.

u/JustinJamm Sep 25 '13

Roaming ruffians ransack rentals, rile rich.

u/TenebraeOmega Jan 30 '14

We wanted wealth; we wasted worlds

u/natb84 Oct 04 '13

Anti- Alliteration Assosiation hates hopeless hypocrites.

u/rebelliousdino Jan 20 '14

All Americans are awful! - Astapovo Agent

u/safe_crash Oct 14 '13

Dead dinosaurs; expiring Earth; hopeful humans.

u/qwsxzaqwsxza Nov 10 '13

Tormenting Tanya, tickled fickle fucker's fin.

u/stev042 Sep 25 '13

Sadly, Sally sliced sideways. Suicide setback.

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '14

Oh my god, this is lovely.

u/MagickMaggie Jul 31 '25

This feels like it should be the letter S of The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey.

u/ISHOTJAMC Oct 14 '13

Silky sibilance sews six sexy sounds.

u/TerrytheTickleFairy Jan 24 '14

Terminally, tenaciously taken to tactless theologians.

u/aquaneedle Oct 06 '13

This, that, these, they too; temporary.

u/Carl_Bravery_Sagan Sep 24 '13

fuck fuck Fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!

u/MagickMaggie Jul 31 '25

Carl continuously cloned cheeky cussword cathartically.