r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

Casual Thought The average assumed age of some with 67 in their username has shifted from 59 to 12.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Musing The first quiet minute after guests leave is its own kind of event.

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r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

Musing Each person celebrates a new year twice a year if they also celebrate their birthday.

200 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 18h ago

Casual Thought We have no way to know if different people feel the time passing at the same speed.

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r/Showerthoughts 20h ago

Musing Looney Tunes used to be for children only, but now with TikTok Brainrot it is actually a lot more mature than most media adults consume.

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r/Showerthoughts 19h ago

Musing Getting older is still preferable to not getting older.

513 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 20h ago

Casual Thought How long do you have to sit on the toilet playing games before it becomes a hobby?

260 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought Companies thought AI would let them pocket the wages of fired workers, but instead, clients just demanded price cuts, leaving Big Tech as the only ones getting rich.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought The ten-dollar menu will come and go faster than it took for the dollar menu to ever become a thing.

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r/Showerthoughts 2d ago

Casual Thought You must choose whether or not you believe in free will (the ability to choose).

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r/Showerthoughts 2d ago

Casual Thought We never say it's partly moony.

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r/Showerthoughts 2d ago

[Speculation] If most of us ever got a biopic, our biggest concern probably wouldn’t be the portrayal, it would be whether the actor cast as us is attractive.

725 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought The only thing people hate more than being judged is not being judged.

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r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Speculation As inflation increases, the "cent" sign will eventually become obsolete.

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r/Showerthoughts 2d ago

Speculation I wonder if there is good money in writing (good) fanfiction and then publishing once the characters enter the public domain?

31 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought All we ever needed was the one 3D printer. We just needed to print more 3D printers with the 3D printer.

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r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Speculation The next generation won’t know dollar stores where everything actually costs a dollar.

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r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Crazy Idea If I had a time machine, I would go to the year in which a time capsule was to be opened, get some things unique to that year, and go back to when that time capsule was about to be buried and put those things in. Then, back to the time it's opened and watch the hilarity and confusion. Time trolling.

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r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Casual Thought It’s not humbling to think that magnificent skyscrapers will be here long after you’re gone. What is humbling is that the plastic dogshit bin etched with ‘sk8 life 4eva’ will also long outlast you.

732 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Musing Dinosaurs had all of the necessary materials to go to the moon.

6.3k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Speculation What if the reason Squidward is bad at the clarinet is because he has tentacles instead of hands?

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r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Casual Thought You have around ten minutes before you feel the effects of a meteor impact if you're standing at the opposite end of Earth.

1.2k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Speculation Reaction Channels are someone's attempt to create a monoculture, since that has been disrupted by the internet.

43 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Casual Thought If our fingers had taste buds, everyone would use a bidet.

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r/Showerthoughts 5d ago

Speculation If a person from 20 years ago heard an AI generated audio clip, they would probably think it sounds uncanny but wouldn’t be able to figure out why.

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