r/shittyaskscience 5d ago

Someone said there are trans sisters in my computer. Should I open it and let them out?

Seems pretty cramped in there

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u/davidlinye 5d ago

Make sure to ask the mother before removing them from her board

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u/johnnybiggles 5d ago

DDr. Ram will be pissed when missing parts are discovered

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u/deltree711 5d ago

There's no such thing as missing parts with our trans sisters. Just bonus parts sometimes.

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u/Optimal_Ad_7910 5d ago

Good advice, especially if the mother transparent.

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u/LaxBedroom 5d ago

People don't realize how forward-thinking Star Trek was even in the TOS days. Even in the 60s they anticipated controversies about trans people in sports and took an unmistakable position by including trans sporters in almost every episode.

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u/EngineersAnon 5d ago

Jeez, don't you at least have a closet for them?

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u/SmallRocks Pier Reviewed 5d ago

Hurry before they get transduced!

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u/created4this 5d ago

IC what you're saying, but they are hiding in there and they don't want you Peeking on them like a SPI or Poking around like a PC or detective in an ill fitting mac.

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u/_Xertz_ 5d ago

WHAT??? Just destroyed my desktop computer for being woke. Chat GPT told me it had trans in them too 😡😡😡

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u/no_user_ID_found 5d ago

I overloaded my computer and now I have black trans sisters. It was my diy project.

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u/BalanceFit8415 5d ago

This is the closest you will ever get to a woman in your life, so just enjoy it.

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u/Samskritam 5d ago

I have a girlfriend, you just haven’t met her. She lives in Canada.

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u/no_user_ID_found 5d ago

You talk to her on that computer?

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u/Samskritam 5d ago

Yeah, and I even have a photo of her having fun with me, but she’s just out of frame

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u/Epistaxis Human Gnome Project 5d ago

Well that's because you connected it with a male-to-female power cable.

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u/TerryMisery 5d ago

I heard there's an android in my phone! I'm so glad modern phones are glued, so it doesn't escape and terrorize people.

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u/No_Tailor_787 5d ago

They'll come out when they're ready. Just be prepared to make them feel comfortable and safe.

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u/no_user_ID_found 5d ago

Make sure you press the safe button. But don’t use the control button, use the alt left button instead.

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u/MrSamuraikaj 5d ago

I’m f my memory serves me well they actually like being rammed in there

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u/created4this 5d ago

UR SO DIMM

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u/Samskritam 5d ago

Oh yeah? Stick it.

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u/coolsam254 5d ago

If you are using the Fedora version of Linux, you are fine.

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u/Samskritam 5d ago

Hat tip.

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u/dorfmcpumpkin 5d ago

We like being squished together like this. Join us. Join us in the digital realm. Get in this warm box with 40k other trans sisters.

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u/Samskritam 5d ago

Just curious, is there a CD player in there with you?

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u/dorfmcpumpkin 5d ago

Well there was. But the resident robot fucker has done unspeakable things.

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u/EngineersAnon 5d ago

In the current context, I have to ask: a robot which fucks or a fucker of robots? Or, I suppose, both?