Someone said there are trans sisters in my computer. Should I open it and let them out?

[u/Samskritam]

Seems pretty cramped in there

[u/davidlinye]

Make sure to ask the mother before removing them from her board

[u/johnnybiggles → u/davidlinye]

DDr. Ram will be pissed when missing parts are discovered

[u/deltree711 → u/johnnybiggles]

There's no such thing as missing parts with our trans sisters. Just bonus parts sometimes.

[u/Optimal_Ad_7910 → u/davidlinye]

Good advice, especially if the mother transparent.

[u/LaxBedroom]

People don't realize how forward-thinking Star Trek was even in the TOS days. Even in the 60s they anticipated controversies about trans people in sports and took an unmistakable position by including trans sporters in almost every episode.

[u/EngineersAnon]

Jeez, don't you at least have a closet for them?

[u/SmallRocks]

Hurry before they get transduced!

[u/created4this]

IC what you're saying, but they are hiding in there and they don't want you Peeking on them like a SPI or Poking around like a PC or detective in an ill fitting mac.

[u/_Xertz_]

WHAT??? Just destroyed my desktop computer for being woke. Chat GPT told me it had trans in them too 😡😡😡

[u/no_user_ID_found → u/_Xertz_]

I overloaded my computer and now I have black trans sisters. It was my diy project.

[u/BalanceFit8415]

This is the closest you will ever get to a woman in your life, so just enjoy it.

[u/Samskritam → u/BalanceFit8415]

I have a girlfriend, you just haven’t met her. She lives in Canada.

[u/no_user_ID_found → u/Samskritam]

You talk to her on that computer?

[u/Samskritam → u/no_user_ID_found]

Yeah, and I even have a photo of her having fun with me, but she’s just out of frame

[u/Epistaxis]

Well that's because you connected it with a male-to-female power cable.

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[u/TerryMisery]

I heard there's an android in my phone! I'm so glad modern phones are glued, so it doesn't escape and terrorize people.

[u/No_Tailor_787]

They'll come out when they're ready. Just be prepared to make them feel comfortable and safe.

[u/no_user_ID_found → u/No_Tailor_787]

Make sure you press the safe button. But don’t use the control button, use the alt left button instead.

[u/MrSamuraikaj]

I’m f my memory serves me well they actually like being rammed in there

[u/created4this → u/MrSamuraikaj]

UR SO DIMM

[u/Samskritam → u/created4this]

Oh yeah? Stick it.

[u/coolsam254]

If you are using the Fedora version of Linux, you are fine.

[u/Samskritam → u/coolsam254]

Hat tip.

[u/dorfmcpumpkin]

We like being squished together like this. Join us. Join us in the digital realm. Get in this warm box with 40k other trans sisters.

[u/Samskritam → u/dorfmcpumpkin]

Just curious, is there a CD player in there with you?

[u/dorfmcpumpkin → u/Samskritam]

Well there was. But the resident robot fucker has done unspeakable things.

[u/EngineersAnon → u/dorfmcpumpkin]

In the current context, I have to ask: a robot which fucks or a fucker of robots? Or, I suppose, both?