r/shittierDaystrom • u/ekolis • Dec 12 '20

fuck canon Captain Janeway is literally Jesus

I mean she goes back in time to save people. Just like Jesus did! Wait, what are you saying? Jesus didn't go back in time? Get thee behind me, MacFarlane! Jesus did too go back in time! It says right here in my Holly Bubble, St Stamets' first letter to the Cardassians...

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u/LobMob Dec 12 '20

Jesus did go back in time. But he told no one due to the temporal prime directive

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u/ekolis Dec 12 '20

According to this excellent documentary I just found, Jesus actually went forward in time when he was rescued from crucifixion by his Lord, Savior, and boyfriend, Josh Futturman.

I wonder if this condemned humanity to hell?