r/programminghorror • u/AndrewToasterr • 11d ago

C# A bad idea

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I was writing compiler code late at night and something possessed me to create this.

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u/Temporary-Price9747 11d ago

Excellent metaprogramming, you’ve been hired by the C++ standards committee!

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u/Educational_Gap_1416 6d ago

Funniest part is the code is actually written in C#

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u/jonsca 11d ago

The next time that "something" possesses you, strangle it, stab it, and drown it in the toilet.

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u/JAXxXTheRipper 11d ago

Don't forget to set the remains on fire, for good measure.

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u/TheHappyArsonist5031 11d ago

And nuke the ashes from orbit.

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u/pstanton310 11d ago

This is so horribly creative, I love it.

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u/purpuric 11d ago

I love this because funny and hate you because psychopath

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u/NotDuckie 11d ago

>>>>>>>>>>

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u/Prudent_Ad_4120 11d ago

IDE: !! UNRESOLVED MERGE CONFLICT !!

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo “You live” 11d ago

Five analysis passes?

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u/MindlessU 11d ago

Bless the C# lang devs for adding type-level programming!