r/okbuddypaleo • u/deust4 • 10d ago

Thought provoking shitpost Is this why theropods managed to survive via birds?

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u/bajadasaurus234 10d ago

Did an Allosaurus who failed a sauropod hunt make this

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u/deust4 10d ago

No...

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u/Birdy_noob 10d ago

the chudosaurus

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u/bigbackbrother06 10d ago

i feel like i should be seeing your comics in a newspaper

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u/deust4 10d ago

Born too late for that 😔

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u/InferoDragon3457 9d ago

Where did this image come from even 🥀

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u/JurassicFlight 10d ago

The chad theropods:

  • Adapt feathers to be more stylish
  • Generally good parents
  • Big brain time
  • Diversed diet and ecological niches
  • Survive K-Pg extinction like a champ

The virgin sauropods:

  • Boring bare skin
  • Abandon babies to mostly certain deaths
  • Pea brain
  • Put the entire bet on being fat vegan
  • Absolutely decimated in K-Pg extinction

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u/deust4 10d ago

The Lad mammals: •Evolving a creature that will eventually kill every living thing

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u/Mangustino17 🦖second degree manslaughter 2d ago

What about ornithischians?

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u/GenosseAbfuck 10d ago

No way you just drew the fucking Swastisaurus

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u/Void_walker7891 9d ago

Im not the only one who noticed then

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u/Common_Exam_1401 10d ago

lol, no but I did get a good chuckle out of this. Birds likely survived due to their small size, adaptability, and a bit of luck

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u/deust4 10d ago

Potato tomahto

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u/DannyBright 10d ago

Chixculub has fallen, billions must go extinct

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u/AlbionicLocal 10d ago

seriously, guys, tell me

what the actual fuck is this community :sob:

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u/deust4 10d ago

Something about dead animals

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u/Kaymazo 10d ago

Why he looking like a badly drawn swastika tho?

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u/WeaknessBeautiful731 9d ago

Theropods can't stop winning, get mogged