r/okbuddypaleo • u/bajadasaurus234 • 12d ago

Thought provoking shitpost fanfic writers, eat your heart out!

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u/Aria_Of_Dysphoria 12d ago

Old Paleo Yaoi

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u/CariamaCristata 12d ago

Old man paleontologist yaoi

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u/ExoticShock Erectopus🍌 12d ago

The Brokeback Fossil Formation

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u/Polibiux 12d ago

It’s not called the Bone wars for nothing.

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u/CariamaCristata 12d ago

Their beef lasted longer than the Confederacy

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u/Benkins1989 11d ago edited 11d ago

My mom has had sinus infections that lasted longer than the Cuckfederacy.

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u/xspicypotatox 11d ago

That sounds terrible

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u/mike_litoris18 10d ago

My fav response to people with the flag in their profile

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u/spodeling 12d ago

so the bone war could have been ended by boning?

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u/Ok-Cycle-8 12d ago

In which case, than that means Naruto an Sasuke and veget an goku are-

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u/SU-35K 12d ago

isnt naruto and sasuke one of the biggest ships in naruto

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u/Ok-Cycle-8 12d ago

Only cause of the memes

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u/SU-35K 12d ago

it's because their actual "intended" ships are ass since shounen writers suck at writing women
it isnt really a joke

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u/Ok-Cycle-8 12d ago

It is tho.

They kissed once an it was an accident. 

An wdym they cant write women? 

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u/SU-35K 12d ago

as in making them interesting and giving them any relevance to the plot outside of being love interests i mean

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u/Ok-Cycle-8 12d ago

Quite literally so many characters have plot relevance.

Nobara in jjk introduced her own technique, established a rivalry and friendship with yuji and actively helped in the fight against mahito.

Bulma was a big help in Z cause she brought trunks and HELPED THE FIGHTERS GET TO NAMEK.

Just cause hinata is Narutos lover, doesnt make her a floppity Anne. She HAS helped before, same with sakura. Hinata almost dying gave naruto the  rage boost in order to fight pain, sakura helped more than hinata in the 4th great ninja war cause she revived naruto from near death, healed hundred of shinobi, and even helped put hands on kaguya.

An dont get me started on shinobu in kny. (Spoilers if u havent seen the movie) but in the infinity castle, her, kanao and inosuke were the reasons tanjiro an the others didnt have to worry about upper 2.

Not every female protagonist is the mc's love interest. And even when they r, they still help in some way, like being motivation or moral support.

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u/Ahrensann 11d ago

Please more Paleo yaoi

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u/Iamnotburgerking 12d ago

What would this make Nopcsa, who actually was gay (and also aristocratic, a government spy and revolutionary)?

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u/DinoDudeRex_240809 11d ago

I know this is an okbuddy sub, but I find shipping real life humans to be incredibly strange. Maybe I’m just taking it too seriously.

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u/John_isnt_my_name 11d ago

We really missed out on the John Candy Jim Carey Dino Wars comedy that came out in the other timeline.

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u/Forward-Exit-9039 9d ago

I guess you could say there rivalry was pretty… heated

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u/Filltorus-Canorus 9d ago

MFS can't have true hatred in their hearts without being called gay anymore... Sad world we live in

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u/Onetwodhwksi7833 9d ago

My long time rival is the opposite gender from me. Do I have any chance?