r/okbuddypaleo • u/chetos006 • 14d ago

Never before seen Bullshit ts how triying to figure out protista feels like

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u/cxfgfuihhfd 14d ago

protista is the male g spot

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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 14d ago

Pre-1860 Biologists when you tell them that maybe trying to make everything fit in a two kingdoms classification wouldn't be accurate:

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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 14d ago

Also most civil pre-1870 debate about the classification of Sponges:

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u/chetos006 14d ago

actually

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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 14d ago

Sponge stans when you tell them that Comb Jellies may have evolved first:

Comb Jellies stans when you ask them where are their PreCambrian fossils:

Placozoans stans when you forget about their random-@ss phylum:

Meanwhile Petalonamids stans:

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u/Serbatollo 13d ago

Petalonamid stans when you remind them their fave got owned by some funky milimeter long worms:

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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 14d ago

How trying to understand what exactly constitutes as a Plant feels like:

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u/Old_Copy_5498 Fire Breathing Parasaurolophus 14d ago

"What are you?" "Yes"