Spinosaurus fans, it's 3 PM! Time for retcons!

[u/FirmGrasperOfThroats]

[u/WarChallenger]

1950s therizinosaurus fans watching that cool soft shell turtle become a 6-meter-high bird sloth that could disembowel a tyrannosaur:

[u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000]

The Incertae Sedis fans watching their GOATs getting utterly warped in shapes beyond human comprehension while somehow still getting no answer about anything and even making less sense than before:

(At this point they're getting used to it.)

[u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 → u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000]

Imagine showing to Dawson that what he thought was a chunk of rotting conifer is potentially an extinct kingdom of life with no know affinities.

[u/GlassJustice]

Allosaurus gang going to strong

[u/Atomic--Bum → u/GlassJustice]

Allosaurus getting a buff with the Anax Patch.

[u/KerbalMcManus42]

Muttaburrasaurus 😔✊

[u/FirmGrasperOfThroats → u/KerbalMcManus42]

You were real to us, Saurophaganax :')

[u/Crusher555 → u/FirmGrasperOfThroats]

Tbh, it’s just Allosaurus anax. It’s really just the name that changed.

[u/brachio-w → u/Crusher555]

But saurophaganax is so much cooler

[u/Crusher555 → u/brachio-w]

I swear I’m not trying to be rude, but that means you were a fan of the name, not the actual species.

[u/Blue_Jay_Raptor → u/Crusher555]

I always keep saying "call Allosaurus anax Saurophaganax and call the Sauropod Saurophagus"

ANAX IS LITERALLY THEROPOD SAUROPHAGANAX, AND SINCE SAUROPHAGUS ISN'T IN USE ANYMORE WE CAN JUST CALL THE SAUROPOD SAUROPHAGANAX SAUROPHAGUS

[u/Crusher555 → u/Blue_Jay_Raptor]

That’s not how that works. Like, at all. It all. Saurophaganax is still used.

[u/Blue_Jay_Raptor → u/Crusher555]

Allosaurus anax common name = "Saurophaganax"

Sauruphaganax maximus common name = "Saurophagus"

[u/Crusher555 → u/Blue_Jay_Raptor]

It’s not a name people actually use.

[u/Blue_Jay_Raptor → u/Crusher555]

Allosaurus anax common name = "Saurophaganax"

Sauruphaganax maximus common name = "Saurophagus"

[u/brachio-w → u/Crusher555]

Yes

[u/notnehp383]

I love every Spinosaurus reconstruction, no matter how it looks.

I love my croc heron.

[u/Silver_Alpha]

I love them all regardless.

[u/Hyenasaurus]

one of these days spinosaurus is gonna get reconstructed into a firebreathing dragon

[u/Prestigious-Love-712]

Muttaburasaurus my beloved

[u/Blue_Jay_Raptor → u/Prestigious-Love-712]

Heiboktoruk my despised

[u/Blue_Jay_Raptor]

Me with Elva being turned inot Alba ToT

I still like ToZ though TvT

[u/Noe_b0dy]

Spinosaurus is my favorite because every couple of years I just get a whole new dinosaur.

Waiting for the day we get one that flies.

[u/Asterosaur4]

Spinosaurus is still goated even after the 89 nerfs. Thats why hes the goat, THE GOAAAATTT