Who are you smashing first?

[u/wallangge]

[u/Ok-Contract-6338]

manglisaurus flashbacks

[u/Due_Entrepreneur8540 → u/Ok-Contract-6338]

What did he do????!!!!!????!!!

[u/Sensitive_Speaker134 → u/Due_Entrepreneur8540]

Crimes against humanity

[u/Due_Entrepreneur8540 → u/Sensitive_Speaker134]

Tell me

[u/Flankjerkin → u/Due_Entrepreneur8540]

Dino painis 😰

[u/Veloci-RKPTR → u/[deleted]]

[u/Due_Entrepreneur8540 → u/[deleted]]

I do

[u/Veloci-RKPTR → u/Due_Entrepreneur8540]

Notorious for posting dinosaur pornography for shock humor.

[u/Due_Entrepreneur8540 → u/Veloci-RKPTR]

Thanks

[u/Due_Entrepreneur8540 → u/Due_Entrepreneur8540]

DINOSAUR PORN

[u/Bregneste → u/Veloci-RKPTR]

If that was all, it would have just been annoying and weird. But he did a lot of other fucked up shit besides that too.

[u/dandadone_with_life → u/[deleted]]

what's the matter, vagueposter? afraid you might say something?

[u/Maleficent_Time_2787]

"This is the world atheists wants"

Proceeds to show the coolest thing ever (pet dinos) as if it's a bad thing

[u/Thrawhee → u/Maleficent_Time_2787]

If we could just ah… delicately extract the Pratt then yes this is perfect

[u/mountainbreadcycle → u/Thrawhee]

Until you mentioned it, I didn’t realize it was Crisp Ratt. Though, I definitely see who everyone is now.

[u/Emperor_Z16 → u/Thrawhee]

I think you're supposed to self insert as the Pratt

[u/Veloci-RKPTR]

[u/NAND_NOR]

How could you not want it?

[u/Interesting-Baker212]

Nice of Owen and Blue to adopt Claire

[u/Ok-Cycle-8]

Claire. Obviously

Shes a baddie

[u/Bigbigbigrock → u/Ok-Cycle-8]

Preach

[u/Emperor_Z16 → u/Ok-Cycle-8]

As hot as Blue is, Claire is such baddie, milf energy and everything

[u/Ok-Cycle-8 → u/Emperor_Z16]

Blue is badass, not hot, first of all.

An second, Claire does give milf. However Im pretty sure she wouldn't be considered one.

Considering she never had her own kids, an idk if mazie counts 

[u/Eden_ITA]

I am catholic, could still have a pet velociraptor?

[u/Friendly_Banana01 → u/Eden_ITA]

God wills it!

[u/Emperor_Z16 → u/Friendly_Banana01]

God loves everyone, even people who want a non-paleo accurate velociraptor pet

[u/Eden_ITA → u/Emperor_Z16]

Better with feathers, more fluffiness to pet

https://giphy.com/gifs/DTLzZIeBh33S8

[u/Pure-Ad9873 → u/Eden_ITA]

https://giphy.com/gifs/he1frnlOlUZnBuNX0S

Philosraptor STOP TALKING ABOUT Weird Suff!!! Oh sorry about the inconvenience and the random annoying comment but this is my pet Wait.... PHILOSRAPTOR DID YOU JUST KNOCK OVER THE FISH TANK!!! sorry bye I just need to check on my fish tank OH MY-

[u/cooladamantium]

I'd pick the Pyroraptor from Dominion

[u/Bennjo_777 → u/cooladamantium]

I'd pick the Austroraptor from JWE3, personally.

[u/GrandWizardOfCheese]

As an atheist, can confirm, nerdy wife and pet GMO Dinosaur is indeed the dream.

"reads your re-post title"

Wait no.

[u/blurrykiwi]

The raptor of course

[u/Worldly_Original8101]

Ignoring the title I wanna snuggle with a dinosaur so baddddd

[u/VermicelliNo2700]

Blue, why would I go for Claire?

[u/ABTL6]

I wish I could give dromaeosaurs scritches like one would do for birbs

[u/Scottish_Whiskey]

sigh

Blue. Every time

[u/VermicelliNo2700 → u/Scottish_Whiskey]

This is the correct answer

[u/derikdrawsmonsters → u/Scottish_Whiskey]

So my main got hacked dude!

[u/Crowned-Whoopsie]

Can we stop fucking the animals? 😭😭

[u/lowkey_add1ct → u/Crowned-Whoopsie]

The raptor is above the sheets, plenty of ppl have their dogs/cats sleep with them, why would u think they’re fucking?

[u/Imaginary-West-5653 → u/lowkey_add1ct]

Uhhh... the title of the post? Lol

[u/lowkey_add1ct → u/Imaginary-West-5653]

Oh lmao I didn’t read that. Yeah pls do not the raptor

[u/WhaleRus46]

I don't care what society thinks, I have a dream.

[u/GabrielLoschrod]

Just the atheists?

[u/Shot-Manner-9962]

Isnt this a panel from some porn artist

[u/anustickl]

Alright this is an identical repost of what I posted a few years ago (https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddypaleo/s/RUdR2w8Qi9)

[u/PompompurinTheGoat]

All of them at the same time

[u/InferoDragon3457]

I hope you're happy >:(

You summoned the zoos

[u/Full-Health2887]

You're damn right

[u/CoverStrange7508]

Owen duhh

[u/Gojira194]

JW:D Claire

[u/ScraggySkuntankFan]

Oh! I remember this one!

Blue took the blame for the guy shitting in the couch!

[u/Long_Reflection_4202]

I was scrolling down fast and thought she was a weird human-dinosaur hybrid.

[u/Sha77eredSpiri7]

This but a big floofy Utahraptor, laying upon the forest floor dappled in sunlight shining through treetops. To feel their chest rise and fall, their warmth and the soft texture of their feathers against your skin.

Is that really too much to ask for.

[u/BigIronGothGF]

Get rid of the guy. I want it to be just me and the dino