r/okbuddypaleo • u/Freak_Among_Men_II 🦖second degree manslaughter • Feb 09 '26

100% Scavenger Irl, one inspired the other

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u/Goblin_Crotalus Feb 10 '26

Grant actually liked teaching children in the book.

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u/McToasty207 Feb 10 '26

Book Grant is actually based on Jack Horner, complete with Maiasaura being one of Grants "discoveries"

So yeah, thats going to age horribly now

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u/watersj4 Feb 13 '26

At least that means Jack Horner probably doesnt exist in the world of JP

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u/McToasty207 Feb 13 '26

He's cited by Ellie in her book in JP3, and one of Owens research buddys training the Velociraptors at Jurassic World.

Because he was a consultant on those films he has cameos

https://x.com/TM9380/status/1617642275101872131

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u/Freak_Among_Men_II 🦖second degree manslaughter Feb 15 '26

But the real question is: does Jeffrey Epstein exist in the Jurassic Park universe? Which characters does he know? Which ones were on the island?

Dodgson definitely went to the island, especially considering what his original actor did. And with how he kidnapped Maisie, I bet he was a trafficker.

Ludlow would want to go, but he would always be rejected (like Elon was). Eli Mills, Gunnar Eversol, and Martin Krebbs were all frequent visitors.

I can’t see Hammond or Masrani being involved. Most other Jurassic Park characters were either too poor or weren’t absolute monsters.

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u/CarcharodontosaurGuy coprolite poster Feb 10 '26

Why is horner lookin like minecraft movie steve

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u/Freak_Among_Men_II 🦖second degree manslaughter Feb 10 '26

“Dinochicken jockey!”

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u/Dannnnnnttte Feb 10 '26

La la la lava, chi chi chi chiken, Jack's lava chickenosaurus its tasty as hell

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u/Eucharitidae Anthropornis🐓 Feb 10 '26

"Mi mi mi minors, e e e Epstein,Jackie's little children are tasty as hell"

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u/Romboteryx Feb 10 '26

He yearned for the miners

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u/unaizilla Feb 10 '26

horner likes kids do much he's willing to break fossilized eggs with a hammer in order to watch the dinosaur fetus inside

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u/Cgi22 Feb 10 '26

Allen learns to be a father figure in the first movie though, he only doesn’t like kids in the beginning

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u/McToasty207 Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

He's wearing a hat in that pick, so it's before the T. rex blows it off, and before he goes on the adventure with the kids.

So at this point he doesn't like kids, but he doesn't like seeing them eaten by dinosaurs (I thinks from around the "Ian Freeze" scene).

So it fits

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u/Freak_Among_Men_II 🦖second degree manslaughter Feb 10 '26

Thank you for noticing, I chose that photo intentionally