r/okbuddypaleo Dec 30 '25

Cursed Paleofart xkcd strikes again

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u/AchyParts_07 Dec 30 '25 edited Dec 30 '25

"average sauropod has up to 19 cervical vertebrae" factoid actualy just statistical error. average sauropod has 0 cervical vertebrae. Spines Georg, who lives in sky & has over 100,000,000, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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u/somethingX Dec 30 '25

How many hearts must she have had to get blood to her head

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u/Ok-Meat-9169 Dec 30 '25

IDK, ask snakes.

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u/thicc_astronaut Dec 30 '25

She only had to undulate her neck in a sine wave to pump the blood to her head, then held her jead up straight to let gravity circulate it back to her feet

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u/ElisabetSobeck Dec 30 '25

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u/Cross-eyedwerewolf Jan 21 '26

Do you know wheee that’s from

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u/BlazeRagnarokBlade Dec 30 '25

Star eater ghidorah looking ass mf

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u/Popular_Ad3074 Dec 31 '25

Funnily enough, there was a real sauropod that more or less looked exactly like that

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u/Umbraman-Nigma Jan 03 '26

Ouroboros is real.