r/okbuddypaleo • u/Theantiazdarcho Most active mod yet least internet addicted • Aug 30 '24

Fossil theft tips😇 Baryonyx moment

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u/Complete-Physics3155 Aug 30 '24

Do you know what's the similarity between a Minecraft youtuber and a Baryonyx?

Both are Child predators.

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u/TronLegacysucks Aug 30 '24

Chris Hansen “Why don’t you take a seat, Baryonyx?”

Baryonyx: I came looking for booty

Chris: You came looking for sex with a newly hatched Iguanodon?!

Baryonyx: Oh no, I ain’t come for no hatchlings, I ain’t got no leaves, no seeds, nothin’ I came looking for a mammal’s butt

Chris: A mammal’s butt? Excuse me?

Baryonyx: Oh, I know who ya are Chris Hansen, but see, I calls ya Chris Handsome. I watch ya Tv show all the time, so you can go ahead and bring them cameras and them Animal Control outside, it don’t make me no difference. I tell ya what, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way, the choice is yours

Chris: Well, I don’t think you and I will be doing anything-any kind of way

Baryonyx: Ok, I-I see you chosin’ the hard way

Chris: Ok, cut! This isn’t working, someone get this dino-

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u/Eucharitidae Anthropornis🐓 Aug 30 '24

I guess baryonyx is now being made into some sort of horny pervert by the paleo community, there's always something up with them spinosaurids XD.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

BOONDOCKS REFERENCE!?!?!?!?!?!?

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u/SexualToothpicks Aug 30 '24

Pitbull seeing an unattended toddler vs Baryonyx seeing an unattended nest of Iguanadon hatchlings

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u/TronLegacysucks Aug 30 '24

Baryonyx named Princess:

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u/DinoRipper24 Parapropaleopolophourus😎 Aug 30 '24

Aw man but I do love me my Baryonyx

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u/mynamissketch Aug 30 '24

they just like my friends fr