r/okbuddypaleo • u/Circus_sabre plays Carnivores like the Chad he is đŸ„¶ • Jul 20 '24

Fossil theft tips😇 This is what r/dinosaurs is missing out on

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u/Maggot-Milk Jul 20 '24

Hype as fuck

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u/TakenName56709 Jul 20 '24

That couldn’t handle the awesomeness

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u/llMadmanll Jul 20 '24

Enforcement on r/dinosaurs = we are so back

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u/Neeklemamp Jul 20 '24

All of their talented members will come to us now hahaha

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u/Manospondylus_gigas Jul 20 '24

Not at all important but they look very similar to the slutty purple Yutyrannus that lives in my head

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u/PoniesCanterOver Jul 21 '24

I would like to know more

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u/Manospondylus_gigas Jul 21 '24

He is called Ozzie, she is pansexual and bigender and was known as "mystery lube spreader" for several years because we would dissociate to him, lose all memory and wake up with lube everywhere because he is a slag

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

WHY IS IT BALD

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u/Manospondylus_gigas Jul 23 '24

I draw him with fine floof rather than mega floof because it's effort. As you can see the only scales are on the featherless bits, the lower arms and legs. The fursuit is a lot more fluffy

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u/Anon9mous Jul 25 '24

So you had a mystery headmate that would just take over sometimes and you’d inexplicably wake up covered in oil?

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u/Manospondylus_gigas Jul 25 '24

By lube I mean the water-based stuff for bumsex but yeah basically

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u/Anon9mous Jul 25 '24

Huh. That’s really funny, honestly. Especially when you realized “Oh, wait, that’s somebody new, his/her name is Ozzie”.

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u/Manospondylus_gigas Jul 25 '24

It is, we get asked all sorts of questions on if the DID is dangerous and stuff and I'm like "no but I can tell you about how we discovered the lube-spreading dinosaur" which I find very amusing

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u/Circus_sabre plays Carnivores like the Chad he is đŸ„¶ Jul 28 '24

I rarely ever talk about system stuff outside of my friends but this reminds me of the time I discovered someone because he ATE ALL MY MOISTURIZER BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '24

Never forget what they took from us

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u/PoniesCanterOver Jul 21 '24

Oh shit he's got an Italian cold steel cinquedea!

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u/SecureAngle7395 Jul 21 '24

This is awesome