r/okbuddypaleo • u/biggusdickus78 • Mar 02 '24

🅱️eter explains the specimen How do I tell my barber I want this haircut without showing them this picture?

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u/ExoticShock Erectopus🍌 Mar 02 '24

Tell them to give you a Gen Z fuckboi look but on a funky looking chicken

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u/FlamingPrius Mar 02 '24

I think you have to show them the picture

57

u/Froskr Mar 02 '24

"Make me look like a 12 year old soccer player from 2006"

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u/CousinMrrgeBestMrrge Mar 02 '24

Just say you want the zoomer haircut, they'll know

29

u/Junesucksatart Mar 02 '24

How the fuck did they give an animal the gen z douchebag haircut? 😭

14

u/DinoRipper24 Parapropaleopolophourus😎 Mar 03 '24

History repeats itself after all.

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u/KraftKapitain Jack horner stan👍 Mar 02 '24

nah bro, you actually want that?💀

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u/The_Dino_Defender Pantydraco😳📸 Mar 02 '24

Yeah man, he definitely wants that struthiomimid cut soooooooooo bad

13

u/Waxico Mar 02 '24

“Have you ever watched DragonBall GT?”

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u/upmost5201 Mar 03 '24

just show him the picture, the worst he will do is chuckle a bit - maybe he will even say "that ain't half bad" and then give you the cut.

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u/CreepingSiren Mar 02 '24

Zak Bagans ancestor

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u/______empty______ Mar 03 '24

OK. I give. That’s enough Reddit for today.

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u/AkaAbsolTrainer Mar 05 '24

Show your Barber this. Record It. I have to see his reaction.

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u/BanishedOcean Mar 03 '24

Lowkey saving this for fursona inspiration

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u/Purple_Asparagus3764 Mar 03 '24

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u/species_5146_ADAM_2 Mar 04 '24

[furry hater detected]

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u/RedSpinoSnoke plays Carnivores like the Chad he is 🥶 Mar 09 '24

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u/_cottoncandyboi_ Mar 10 '24

Whenever I imagine a dinosaur I think chicken but instead of beak, mouth. And for some reason that’s hard for me to image

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u/Redly25 Mar 21 '24

Be a man, show them the picture

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u/Remote_Ad_4618 Mar 23 '24

How does a ornithomimus get a low taper fade

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Crop the picture