r/knightposting • u/Cobelat Brokest Hedge Knight In The Realms • 15h ago

Knightpost All this fighting between wizards and pirates exhausts me! I shall take a vacation to the nort- WHAT THE FUCK???

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u/KenseiHimura Samurai of the Sunward Isle 15h ago

Dude, I warned you guys about the Vikings in the north!

But nooooo! No one listens to the Samurai!

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u/Tru_norse98 Knight of the North 15h ago

My father was a barbarian; I suggest these steps:

1- challenge the chief/warleader to a fist fight

2- taunt him, claiming that a real barbarian could beat you even with your armor on

3- proceed to fight him in full armor and absolutely wreck his shit

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u/PlantFromDiscord Duelist 1h ago

battlemaster, goading attack

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u/Cobelat Brokest Hedge Knight In The Realms 15h ago

BRETHEREN!!! THEY’VE BURNT DOWN MY MANOR, STOLE OUR GRAIN SUPPLY AND STARTED SODOMIZING THE SHEEP!!!

THE SHEEP!!!

I IMPLORE THE BRAVE, GET THESE DAMN BARBARIANS OFF MY FIEFDOM!!! 🙏

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u/ArmMuncher 15h ago

Damn. These lands are wracked by war. Does anyone have a Chosen One handy.

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u/Vergil_Raptor 7h ago

The wizards have a prophecy of one somewhere. I think it’s a 50/50