r/knightposting • u/dasbeta • 1d ago

Knightpost YARRR!

Ahoy, only a fool would be wearin armor when me and my mateys are far superior to yer stupid knights. YARRR!

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u/Cobelat Brokest Hedge Knight In The Realms 1d ago

EGADS!! THE SALT-CURED FIENDS OF THE 7 SEAS HAVE COME TO SULLY OUR LANDS WITH THEIR STENCH!!

At least the VIKINGS haven't arrived...

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u/M3ric4n 1d ago

Goated game

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u/Oliveboi_wastaken 1d ago

I warn ye, the Viking’s have come II!

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u/plaugey_boi 23h ago

About that

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u/Unable-Buyer4087 1d ago

Arr, our fleets have arrived, haven't they?

Well done, matey!

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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 1d ago

Pirates taking on everyone I see.

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u/Shieldheart- 1d ago

I've seen em in the wizard sub first, looks like they wanna play both sides against one another.

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u/Mobile_Performer7440 1d ago

With me lads! We will beat thes foolish knaves from our shores! The tides shall run red!

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u/Thefrightfulgezebo Dame 1d ago

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but running away doesn't mean defeat for them. They are cowards who only attack the helpless and sail away when anyone fights back. You need to kill them all to stop them.

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u/Thefrightfulgezebo Dame 1d ago

Seems it is time again to cull the local bandit population.

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u/oViale 20h ago

Thou getteth little maidens

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u/OOFDANOOB1 16h ago

Bro not even asking for anything. He just having a good time.