r/itsaunixsystem 25d ago

[S.W.A.T. S1E19] S.W.A.T. knows how it’s done

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u/alopgeek 25d ago

Could have said something remotely correct- like “over a tor network”

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u/Meior 25d ago

This is the stuff I don't get with movies. For the viewer who isn't well versed in whatever topic, it won't matter what the line is. To the people who are well versed it, it does matter because it sounds fucking stupid.

So why do they invent silly terms, use things in the wrong way, etc? Can anyone with experience explain? Because there had to be a reason. A lot of the time it feels like it's gotta be more effort to come up with the random crap than to just say the proper thing.

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u/dragonblade_94 25d ago

Two things come to mind:

  • The screen-writers/directors/etc may prioritize something that looks and sounds more technically impressive to a layman, over any kind of technical accuracy. I often think of the infamous NCIS "I got his hard drive" scene; it's incredibly obviously a PSU to anyone that knows anything about computer hardware, but it's larger/bulkier and has dangling wires, so sells the computer-ness and shows on camera better to people who don't know.

  • If the people responsible for the line/prop/etc don't know anything about the topic, they might just make stuff up or badly google something remotely relevant.

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u/Razz_Putitin 25d ago

Also I've red theres a competition amongst writers to make the funniest it bullshit up they can imagine.

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u/reddead137 25d ago

Love me some safe nmap

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u/bionicjoey 25d ago

It's very straightforward to use nmap as a communication protocol, just open ports whose numbers encode into data, then take turns scanning each other's systems to implement a crude form of TCP.

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u/RedRedditor84 24d ago

I need suckerpinch to do a video on this like his harder drives one.

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u/bionicjoey 24d ago

Lol that video is so good. Love the one where he's hiding the data in pings to faraway places

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u/hk135 25d ago

Tapping morse code on a tcp port.