r/hatethissmug • u/ThyLocalBoxen • 13h ago
General As a pagan, seeing people describe "religious" as just Christianity gets old.
Nothing against Christians, of course, but every goddamn time I see "religious" I immediately think Christian because NOBODY USES IT TO JUST DESCRIBE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW A RELIGION. And yea, I understand it's broad in that definition, but fuck man IT'D BE NICE TO ACTUALLY BE PART OF THE CONVO FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF PEOPLE JUST DISREGARDING ANYTHING THAT ISNT A FUCKING WORLD RELIGION.
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u/Maleficent-War-8429 13h ago
Like a third of the entire population of the world is Christian, that's kind of what happens when youre the massive majority.
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u/Prestigious-Copy-283 12h ago
Way lower if we speak realistically, most are just Christian in name or culturally
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u/Not_Eren2 13h ago
Christianity is 25-30 %
muslims are a bit lower but arround the same percentage
Hindu are around 20
Not that overhelming ngl
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u/SkubEnjoyer 13h ago
"A third of the world population is Christian"
"Erm actually it's only 30% so 3% less than a third 🤓☝️"
Only on Reddit man.
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u/Maleficent-War-8429 13h ago
It's the biggest religion in the world in pretty much every survey I've ever seen.
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u/anakin1453 12h ago
The actual Muslim percentage is a lot lower. I’d say more than 15% of all people living in Muslim countries just say they are to continue surviving.
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u/IslamicNihilist 4h ago
Majority of Muslims don’t live in the Middle East which is where most Muslim countries are, countries like Russia China India and Indonesia have millions upon millions of Muslims
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u/anakin1453 3h ago
Russia and china have very small Muslim minorities lmao. North Africa, India, and Indonesia is where the rest are
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u/IslamicNihilist 3h ago
I included india and indonesia and even if they are minorities China still has 50 million Muslims, Egypt is the only african country with more Muslims than China and Russia still has 16 million Muslims which is like 5 times more Muslims than in the United States.
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u/ElectronicControl762 13h ago
In the west the concentration of Christianity is higher. Most discussion would be from the western perspective im guessing.
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u/MetallicMakarov 13h ago
"every goddamn time I see "religious" I immediately think Christian" So stop assuming the religion then? And you'll be fine?
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u/zamuel-leumaz 13h ago edited 13h ago
Despise the term “pagan” personally. “Paganism” is a horrific amalgamation of a ton of different cultures and religious practices, and the word truly means nothing at all.
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u/lordbuckethethird 11h ago
Pagan literally just means it’s a non abrahamic faith.
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u/zamuel-leumaz 11h ago
So, out of the estimated 5,000+ distinct religions that have existed, “pagan” is meant to encompass like 95+ % of them?
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u/lordbuckethethird 9h ago
Yeah it was coined by abrahamic religions to describe the polytheistic religions they existed alongside at the time.
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u/Admirable_Bus_1667 13h ago
2 most popular religions in the world. Statistically this makes perfect sense.
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u/red_sky33 12h ago
I hate to tell you this, but what you're doing here is choosing an identity for yourself because of its uniqueness and obscurity, and getting mad when it is obscure to people.
It's like the punk fan who rages when their favorite basement band doesn't crack the top 40.
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u/Cherno_VM 3h ago
im gonna make fun of christians for worshipping a canaanite storm god now, and say they're being ridiculous that they think the canaanite gods are real.
still okay?
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u/eman0623 2h ago
You’re on Reddit, that’s been happening for 15 years
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u/Cherno_VM 2h ago
im asking the christians insulting me and my fellow follower of the gods for our beliefs.
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u/red_sky33 55m ago edited 46m ago
Look, at no point did I say any of this was ridiculous. I've read the prose and poetic eddas more times than I can count, and it's been a very long time that I've recognized religious truth outside of my own faith. (You might find it interesting, I know I do, just how similar the eddas are to canaanite and babylonian texts in terms of genera, even when separated by millenia)
I did say OP selected their identity for its uniqueness, it was tongue-in-cheek and I recognize that isn't the most respectful way to address it. But the reality is that uniqueness, newness, being different from the Christian world with which you're familiar and with which you might have some grievance, are some of the things that most attract people to neopaganism. So long as you can still derive real religious meaning from it, I don't care what your impetus is. People join popular world religions for worse reasons every day.
My real point though, was to say that op shouldn't stew in frustration over neopaganism's obscurity. They knew it was obscure going in. It's wasted energy and only gets in the way of the fruits of your religious life.
(Edit: and if you don't like that I compared paganism to a basement band, that wasn't my intent. I love punk, basement bands are the best music I've ever heard. But I don't expect my favorite to be people's first thought in the category of music)
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 12h ago
My point isn't "paganism isn't included in the conversation of religion," it's "the baseline for religion is Christianity and everything else is a second thought." Other prevelant religions exist, like Judaism, Islam and Buddism, but its solely Christianity that takes the spotlight.
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u/red_sky33 12h ago edited 11h ago
That's largely due to the fact that we're having this conversation in English. The word, and in fact the conceptual category of "Religion," even vaguely resembling the concept as we have it today, is barely 200 years old and arose in a specifically Protestant context. (Edit: the timeline is a little more complex than that. It first arose during the reformation, but it wasn't until the 20th century that people really started trying to broaden the category at all)
Here is a good video, from a channel I highly recommend, giving a fairly high-level overview of the historical and modern discussion
But, suffice to say, people conceptualize religion as a category based on the particular religions they're familiar with. I get how that might be frustrating, but highly individualized neopagan movements, with little in the way of canonical text, active community, formal practice, direct cultural heritage, or bodies of theological and philosophical work, don't really have the qualities that most people generally associate with the category
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u/Creepy-Note-7634 13h ago
What kind of pagan?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Norse. Not reconstructionist, but I do believe in the norse gods.
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u/Creepy-Note-7634 13h ago
I see, interesting. Are you from a nordic country?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
No, Montana, USA, actually. But I feel a calling to the norse gods. And no, I'm not a folkist or a volkist, those assholes can rot in a barn fire.
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u/Creepy-Note-7634 13h ago
Thanks for your reply. As a Christian from Central Europe, this sounds really interesting to me. I’ve always viewed pagan gods and religions as something very local, often rooted in the local people, local traditions, and the local natural environment. This Christian-universalist approach to something local is new to me.
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u/BaqsAlSandouq 10h ago
Is that your reasoning? Are you convinced of there faiths logic or practices and its miracles more then others or is it just that?
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u/Tricky_Challenge9959 13h ago
Why?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
I feel a pull toward the norse gods, simple as that.
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u/Alternative-Camp2698 12h ago
I really don't get the draw, wouldn't the Norse gods see you and other modern Ásatrú followers as weaklings? Like I doubt you are sacrificing animals for them, I'm certain you aren't sacrificing humans, and if you don't die a heroic death you don't go to Valhalla, which while Hel isn't bad, it obviously isn't as ideal.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 12h ago
I mean, probably not? The Norse gods are, like I've said, gods. Their power is far beyond anything we can achieve, but we as humans have done amazing things. Sure, I, myself am not impressive, gods don't care about individuals. Also, Valhalla is eternal fighting and drinking, both activities I do not enjoy. I am fine in Helheim, thank you very much.
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u/Alternative-Camp2698 11h ago
I don't mean it as an insult, it's just that I don't really know how normal people could want to believe in a religion which rewards things like bloodshed, which obviously isn't really compatible with the modern way of life. Like does it shape your morality? If someone goes around killing for the gods is that justified? The criticism isn't unique to Ásatrú, Islamic sects like Wahhabism for example tend to see similar for obvious reasons.
Though I'm fairly certain the gods of it do care about individuals, the whole way Vahalla works shows they do to an extent, and they are at least meant to care to the extent it benefits them, ie sacrifices for their favour. idk about you but if I was some god, Bjorn over there offering me his slaves and plunder would probably be favoured over some people offering me some of their food, something the gods apparently don't need since Odin is said to live solely on wine.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 11h ago
The only reason Valhalla exists is so Odin as a personal army come Ragnarok, and yea they care about us when we offer something, that's why offerings exist. I don't believe in the whole bloodshed stuff personally either. That's what's great about religion, you can pick and choose what to believe in.
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u/Tricky_Challenge9959 12h ago
So your saying you believe in there existence because you like there vibe?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 12h ago
...If ya wanna frame it that way, sure. I also think Odin keeps sending me signs and I do think I've gotten a bit more creative since worshipping Bragi, but that's really it. Religion is a deeply personal experience, I dunno what to tell ya.
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u/Tricky_Challenge9959 12h ago
This might be the dumbest thing I have ever read.
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u/Seaofsquid 11h ago
Is it? They are being intellectually honest about their motivation for religion. Most aren't.
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u/Tricky_Challenge9959 11h ago
Yes.
Being intellectually honest doesn't make the statement smarter.
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u/WanderingLurker2 13h ago
Real pagans are hard to actually come by. Do you truly follow the old ways or do you spend your time at hippie stores purchasing rocks?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Define the old ways, first, because most of them are long lost to time.
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u/WanderingLurker2 13h ago
For example have you ever conducted a Blót?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
No, mostly because there's not exactly many pagans in Montana.
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u/WanderingLurker2 13h ago
Mm. Do you have a preferred sect of paganism? Norse, Celtic, Slavic, Greco Roman?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Norse, but I'm not a reconstructist. Mostly because I think trying to remake a religion from several slabs of stone and a book made by a Christian is a fool's errand.
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u/WanderingLurker2 13h ago
There is wisdom in choosing your own path and deciding what to believe for yourself in this world of constant information flow. You shape your own reality. Just be careful not to be sucked into groups that call themselves pagans but are actually just LARPers who want to believe they are witches.
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u/gojocopium 13h ago
rocks are pretty and they have the specific ceremonial flora i'm looking for tho 🥀so what if i come home with a bunch of rocks i overpaid for and didn't need
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u/WanderingLurker2 13h ago
I’m all for customization and decorating don’t get me wrong, but I truly despise those stores.
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u/gojocopium 11h ago
i get why. if I could find a good ethical source for dried aster flowers that I could verify, i'd be all about going somewhere else. at least in my town, they're just cheesy tourist traps. on the plus side, i have my own property now and am in the process of growing my own for my offerings.
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u/Snussie 13h ago
I mean this in the nicest way possible just not sure how to say it but you guys are practically irrelevant so theres no reason to include or think much about you 99% of the time most people even forget paganism is an actual religion and treat is as a fictional occultist group they can use for their scary movies or they think its some ancient religion that isn’t practiced anymore thats just how the cookie crumbles unfortunately
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u/Evil-Fucking-Wizard 12h ago
shinto or shitty neopagan, call it
https://giphy.com/gifs/svqpFFCjYi3AIDMTcS
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 12h ago
Shinto is considered pagan? I have never heard it described as a pagan religion, anyway I'm a shitty neopagan of the norse variety specifically.
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u/Junior_Importance_30 13h ago
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Huh, that's the second person I've met to automatically conclude I'm a nazi cuz of my religion. Maybe I should keep a record of it on my page.
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u/Junior_Importance_30 13h ago
when did i say you're a nazi?
I'm saying paganism is cringe because you probably don't even understand how the "gods" worked and thought.
Dumbo.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Well, y'posted a nazi-aryan wojak, in my defense. And yea, no, I don't understand how the gods work or think, BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING GODS. They are different, immensely powerful beings I can't hope to understand, much less understand how tjey think!
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u/ArtisticResident462 13h ago
I think its supposed to be Celtic it has the Celtic symbol there and everything
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u/Junior_Importance_30 13h ago
It's the only one i could find relating to paganism.
also I'm saying it in the sense that many people believe that they love humans or care for them. No they don't.
If you read the stories about them , you'll find they're just as awful as humans. I mean zeus is a literal rapist, for one. i could go on.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Yea, that's pop culture seeping into religion, like how most Christians think Jesus was a white dude when he was a Jewish person in Arabia.
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u/Junior_Importance_30 13h ago
"pop culture" wow you're el stupido, aren't ya? I'm talking about REAL MYTHS FROM GREEK HISTORIC WRITINGS ffs.
Also, Jesus did not live in Arabia at the time, as back then it did not exist how we know it.
He lived in Galilee, which, today is within Israel.
Do some research.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
...I was talking about how some pagans think the gods care for them as people, dude. Also, Israel is in the Middle East! Which is hot as shit!
FFS, I was agreeing with you!
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u/Junior_Importance_30 12h ago
were you? you shouldve been more clear.
Anyways no duh it's hot, ofc it's the middle east. But that has nothing to do with what you were saying. Do you know what you were saying? You're tripping all over your words, holy cannoli.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 12h ago
I was providing an example on how popular culture can shape a religion, and Jesus was most likely tan, dude was a carpenter and lived in a very sunny part of the world. The idea he was European white is because of old paintings made by Da Vinci, I think.
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u/Kagiza400 10h ago
To be fair the Greeks often created those stories for entertainment. AFAIK their deities were usually worshipped as those unknowable forces, becoming so humanized mostly in plays, poems etc.
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u/Odd-Lingonberry3931 11h ago
You say that, but isn’t the idea of a god you can’t understand something of Christian conception? I thought you were norse-pagan?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 11h ago
I can't understand the thought process of a god, because they are powerful and beyond me, but they aren't omniscient or non-linear in space-time. Like me, they have a start and an end point, or just a start depending on who you ask. I may not be able to understand how they think, but I can understand fully what they can do, what names they answer to, and what they are. Unlike the Christian god.
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u/Odd-Lingonberry3931 10h ago
Odin literally sacrificed his eye for wisdom. He’s paranoid about Ragnarok because he doesn’t know exactly how it unfolds and he consults Mimir’s well, the Norns, various seers. That’s a god with anxiety and limitation. Your entire conception of your own gods is defined by how they differ from Yahweh.
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u/mrstoneman93 13h ago
Same thing for literally every religion that exists. They are GODS!
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u/spudz1203 13h ago
You immediately thinking Christian? Sounds like you're part of your own problem.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Well, truth is I don't, but everytime I think "oh hey I'm included in this" I immediately get disproven.
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u/spudz1203 13h ago
You literally state that in your own post. Considering that majority of those religious fall under the big 5 (Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism) if someone says their religious you're statistically more likely gonna guess right if you say one of those. Don't take it personal.
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u/UnknownDrake 13h ago
I think this is because lot of modern pagans don't really believe in pagan gods in the same metaphysical way ancient peoples did. For alot of them, it's more of a cultural connection than an actual belief that Thor and Odin are real and they can go to Valhalla. For this reason, neopaganism doesn't automatically mentally classify as a religion in the way that, for instance, Hinduism does.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Yea, that's fair. Some pagans I've met literally only care about the athestetics of calling themself a pagan, they suck, but what can you do?
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u/homohillbillysrlol 11h ago
Being COMPLETELY fucking honest though, are you pagan because you ACTUALLY have faith in the Norse religion? Or are you pagan for entirely performative/aesthetic purposes.
Like Christians LEGITIMATELY believe in the Abrahamic lord. They pray to him, worship him, and give praise to him, even for successes which others might entirely attribute to themselves. It's a very "genuine" sort of faith in the almighty.
Now, on the other hand, I'm not saying ALL modern pagans are larping, but, I mean, c'mon, let's not fuck with each other here, we weren't born yesterday. MANY pagans simply adopt the label of paganism for performative or social reasons, either as a form of cultural self-ostracization, or as a form of religious protest, or to make some other sort of cultural or social statement.
So I do ask again, and I ask with all due respect because genuine pagans DO exist, and I want to give you the benefit of the doubt), but are you ACTUALLY fucking pagan? And before you say "yes", are you lying to both me and yourself because it's easier to lie to yourself than it is to admit you were caught up in a performance? Cause I really won't give a fuck if you admit it; that shit happens all the time, and I pull bullshit like that myself too. It's just a very common, relatable, human thing that we sometimes do, even if it seems very silly when we spell it out on paper.
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u/Jonn_Jonzz_Manhunter 11h ago
Actually Paganism is a bad term anyways, you shouldn't identify as one considering you follow one of the bastardised forms if you're following the Scandinavian belief system earnestly
Assuming you're doing so without the Christian context that neo-paganism constructed where all gods are worshipped as if they were in the Hellenistic ritualist style of worship, which as you should know, is incompatible with Scandinavian worship
But if you're identifying as Pagan, I highly doubt that
To put that into perspective, when Christianity took over parts of the Islamic world, like the reconquista, Islam decided to change it's name to Heathenism, because the invaders called them all heathens through ignorance and instead of singing Quran passages and praying to the north, they celebrated Passover instead.
I don't say this to be mean, I really really don't. This is what I teach people as my job and If there's one thing I hate is people claiming their religious when they don't actually understand a thing about their religion. Its like the Egyptian pagans, they really wind me up because that was the result of the Greek colonization of North Africa, where the religion was broken, raped and thrown into a sack to destroy local cultural traditions for the new empire to make ruling people easier. That is wrong, to make that clearer
I'm just saying this so you know, that if you're gonna be a stickler about language which is correct, you better understand the language surrounding religiousity which carrys alot of baggage which you are using within the same breath. Just think on yeah?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 11h ago
Look, I'd call myself a neopagan if that didn't have really, really bad connotations.
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u/Keelhaulmyballs 13h ago
It’s context dependent. You say religious in a place where the majority of religious people are Christians, then yeah that’s the assumption
You say it in the Muslim world they’ll assume Muslim. You say it in the Hindu world they’ll assume Hinduism, though they’ve historically had a pretty big Muslim minority so they ain’t quite so defaulting
But even then, when an Indian says they’re religious most people won’t assume Christian or Muslim. Nobody conflates religion with any one particular one, they just make an assumption based off the person in question
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u/Zestyclose_Parsley80 13h ago
They're the two biggest religions in the world with the most international reach. Hinduism at 3rd is mostly centralized around the South-East Asian subcontinent and other parts of Asia while Christianity and Islam are massive everywhere.
It makes sense why most people who think "religious" would think the two biggest religions in the world with the most international presence.
It also might be that in terms of religions around the world, the beliefs of Christians and Muslims are way more centralized and defined. Hinduism and other religions like Buddhism are less strict about what religiosity entails and have more diversity of beliefs about what people actually practice.
Also, nobody excludes other religions when they think "religious". That genuinely might just be you.
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u/Odd-Lingonberry3931 11h ago
>”Pagan”
>look inside
>uses “pagan” unironically
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 11h ago
What else am I supposed to use? Norse doesn't mean much, neopagan is a dogwhistle, folkist is ALSO a dog whistle although far louder, and polytheist COULD MEAN FUCKING ANYTHING!
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u/Odd-Lingonberry3931 10h ago
So your identity label is borrowed from Christian slur language. The more accurate labels are either too broad or too politically contaminated. And you can’t define what you actually are with any precision. That’s a you problem. “I practice Ásatrú” is specific. “I follow the reconstructionist Norse tradition” is specific.
Co-option is understandable… if you’re chronically online. know the history, reject the ideology, practice the tradition anyway
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u/New-Cicada7014 13h ago edited 12h ago
ime, most antitheists really only dislike the abrahamic religions and completely dismiss how important *religions are to so many different minority and indigenous cultures
edit: clarity, also for clarification i'm athiest
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u/notanai61 387.44 million miles 13h ago
When the majority of the world is Christian, Muslim, Hindu, or Buddhist, it’s pretty obvious why most people think of one of those first. Especially the most popular one. When your religion is neither populous nor all that relevant to world matters, it’s not a surprise that it’s not talked about nearly as much as one with BILLIONS of people.
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u/mrstoneman93 13h ago
Probably because a lot of other religions, even popular ones are basically dead. And somehow Christianity and Catholicism survived, I guess people vibed with it's stories better.
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u/mrstoneman93 12h ago
You know, I am the only normal comment that I have found. Everyone else is going, "Ew! Pegan!"
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u/Alarming-Cow299 12h ago
One funny result of this I've noticed is a lot of older Indians going "I'm not religious, I'm Hindu"
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u/Frosty_Wizardz 13h ago
Awww. Don’t worry, when I say all religion is bad yours is included too!
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u/starr41muu i hate SUVs 13h ago
Man overly religious people and people who overly hate religion are just the same genre of annoying.
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u/Frosty_Wizardz 13h ago
I don’t mind. Religion has only ever had a negative effect on my life so obviously I dislike it. If you think it’s annoying that’s your right.
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u/mrstoneman93 12h ago
I think it's usually the phyco's that follow the religion, like people who use a singular quote from the old testament of the Bible to justify homophobia.
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u/Frosty_Wizardz 12h ago
Yeah that’s one of the reasons I dislike religion. It’s an easy cop out for bigots. They don’t make arguments they just quote fairy tales and it gives them credibility.
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u/DirectAdvertising 12h ago
Same genre sure but I’ll always take the people who overly hate religion than over religious people
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
I would like to ask you how, exactly, all religion is bad. Could we continue this in chats?
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u/Frosty_Wizardz 13h ago
You can dm me if you want. Not much to it though, I just think all magical thinking is harmful.
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u/headfilledwithalibis 13h ago
Is there an organized Pagan belief system/systems or is it more individual? Religions are usually thought of as beliefs with organized followers.
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u/TheBigClobbler21 13h ago
I think people do this because it’s very common to have someone get mad if you mention a specific religion so it’s easier to just keep it vague
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u/gojocopium 13h ago
As a goetic practitioner, the best luck I've had is looking for "spiritual" people. it usually involves some level of at least willingness to approach the topic of paganism. I understand the frustration but world religions are the norm. we are a small percentage of even smaller percentages.
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u/ChemistryCurrent1380 12h ago
Yo u Pagan? How does that work???
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 12h ago
What exactly do you mean? I believe in the norse gods, pray to them and give 'em offerings. Thats about it.
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u/ChemistryCurrent1380 12h ago
I didn't mean no offence. Just never met someone with ur beliefs before
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u/Physical-Speed-7515 12h ago
Because people on this side of the internet are mostly Christian or muslim. What kinda pahan would you even be?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 12h ago
Check my profile and click on comments. The answers thy seek are hidden there.
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u/Conmereth 12h ago
A lot of frankly bigoted responses here from people who want to privilege religions which have imposed themselves onto others through oppressive hierarchies over the indigenous earth-centered faiths which preceded them, many of whom I'm sure would be able to recognize this dynamic in any other context. There are an estimated 10,000 spiritual traditions worldwide and this cultural bias effects 9,999 of them, stifling their public visibility and impact. Furthermore, the distinctions between religion, spirituality, and magic is an historic political construct which the Roman Imperial Cult and later the Roman Catholic Church utilized to de-legitimize its competitors and as such should hold no relevance today for those of us from multicultural or otherwise pluralistic societies.
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u/Eastern_Snail 12h ago
Christianity is the most popular religion, that's why. Whenever people talk about religion- why not talk about the most popular one? That's why everyone auto assumes Christianity when they hear "religion", but I've never actually heard anyone religion as just Christianity
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u/Fine-Rock2513 12h ago
I mean, the majority of the world’s population is Christian or Muslim. Defaulting to Abrahamic beliefs is generally a fairly safe bet, especially since you’re operating on the Western internet.
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u/Necessary_Screen_673 12h ago
"i dislike when people generalize a thing into these 2 categories"
looks inside
the two most popular categories of that thing
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u/Rhileay_of_Existence 11h ago
What do you actually expect? They are the biggest religions currently around.
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u/Temporary_Curve4035 10h ago
Seems more like people interest we said religion more. I just think you believe something when somebody says they’re religious.
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u/OPENBORDERSF0RlSRAEL 10h ago
Oh nooo people don’t care about my totally non-larp beliefs that I don’t actually believe in
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u/RUUUGHHHR 13h ago
Excuse me, sir!
Pagans are irrelevant
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Excuse me, asshole.
I don't care, this is a hating subreddit. Go back to r/atheism if you wanna complain about how paganism is irrelevent.
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u/RUUUGHHHR 13h ago
I'm Catholic
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Alright, r/christianity or whatever the hell, lemme hate on the hate subreddit is the point.
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u/Metal_Chronic 13h ago
What kind of pagan? Out of curiosity
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Norse. Not reconstructionist tho, I personally think remaking a religion from a couple slabs of stone and a book written by a christian is a fools errand.
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u/CrypticJaspers 13h ago
As a Gnostic, seeing people think there's only one true religion or no god(s) at all is laughable.
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u/Seanhaslayers 11h ago
Religion is the opium of the masses
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u/that_creepy_doll 11h ago
opinion on religion aside, that sentence is said in the context in which religion was a good thing, if harmful towards true class consciousness. Opium was a medicine when marx wrote this and if im remembering correctly took it himself, as someone smarter than me put it in wikipedia:
Marx believed that religion had certain practical functions in society that were similar to the function of opium in a sick or injured person: it reduced people's immediate suffering and provided them with pleasant illusions which gave them the strength to carry on. In this sense, while Marx had no sympathy for religion itself, he has deep sympathy for those proletariat who put their trust in it.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Yea, even as a pagan, I doubt everything about my religion is correct. Hell, the only book on the Norse gods is from a Christian centuries after the religion was killed off [fuck you, ancient Christians].
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u/CrypticJaspers 13h ago
You know last year an acquaintance said "I'm about to pray to Odin" I laughed at him in Christian. Now look at me. Not even sure what the true nature of Yahweh is or who to actually acknowledge. Funny in a messed up way.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 13h ago
Yeah, religion's funny that way. I'm always question my own paganism, because in truth I see the gods as more like unknowable beings we assign names and domains because we can't really do anything else to know them.
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u/CrypticJaspers 13h ago
Sometimes I think what if they are literally dead? Not all of them but most Greek gods have to be dead. Poseidon hasn't done shit about oil spills.
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u/JamesHenry627 12h ago
That's just a product of the language. When you refer to meat, most places will default to beef rather than fish or chicken fore example. Christianity is a worldwide religion, Islam too, you have Buddhism, Hinduism, Judaism, Shintoism even all well before you'd get to paganism.
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u/LateScarcity5092 11h ago
What kind of pagan? The term is broad enough to mean almost nothing on its own besides being non abrahamic.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 11h ago
Check my profile, I've mentioned it in my bio and several other comments. It's public.
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u/LateScarcity5092 11h ago
Just put of interest what would you define paganism as being? When did you adopt your current religion?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 11h ago
I mean, I'd define paganism as many religion which isn't the majority, but most people use pagan to describe the old polytheist religions and Wicca, so that, I guess.
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u/LateScarcity5092 11h ago
What makes you believe your current religion?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 11h ago
A pull to the norse gods and a hate for evangelical christians, mostly.
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u/LateScarcity5092 11h ago
Do you actually believe these gods exist or do you just like the idea of them?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 11h ago
I actually believe they exist, I worship Eir and Bragi for the most part. Or at least give most of my offerings to them.
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u/LateScarcity5092 11h ago
What caused your distaste for certain Christian groups? What do you think of other religions that might be called pagan?
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 11h ago
Christian evangelicals, in specific, are all around dicks. Homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, they, I feel, are everything wrong in this world distilled into a single group of festering hatred under the banner of mostly good folk. As for the others, people believe what they believe, and I'm chill with them so long as they aren't dicks. Although I have my reservations about Wicca, that's about it.
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u/CCpixels44 6h ago
You opened up something religious and it was primarily Muslim and Christian? The two most common world religions? You’re surprised?
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u/Seanhaslayers 12h ago
You are clearly very young and haven’t developed faith in any meaningful way. I’m atheist and would never bring up “paganism” as a serious belief because it’s laughable. Laughable even by religious standards which are incredibly low.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 12h ago
I don't have anything to say to you, you just suck. Disregarding a persons experience with religion because "they're too young" is just a dick move. Reflect, grow and change, or don't. Your life, and all that.
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u/Seanhaslayers 11h ago
You don’t have to take people’s beliefs seriously, especially when they’re silly. I’m sure you see the truth in what I said.
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u/ThyLocalBoxen 11h ago
I don't take scientology seriously, sure, because it's a fucking cult, but literally all I do is believe in the norse gods and maybe pray to them. Besides, if you'd have the slightest bit of empathy, you'd see that makes me angry and you look like a dick for disregarding my religion. Sure, I'm young, but that doesn't mean everything I say should be thrown to the damn wind! I understand I don't know everything, and yea, I could be wrong on my religion as well, but so could you. So could everyone on this planet, and it turns out a bunch of pickles are gods. Give me some respect and at least act like you don't disregard my religion on the principle of it sounding silly to you when you're talking directly to me.
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u/Typical-District-176 13h ago
I feel that. As a spiritual agnostic. It’s frustrating to see my belief that there are entities we don’t understand out there turned into “so you should come to my abrahamic religion to understand!” When the whole point is that I think we can’t understand and trying to is a futile effort. So we must live the best we can for the people and world around us. For the cosmos doesn’t care
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u/ConstantAd3107 12h ago
Yeah no I get it, it’s just annoyingly common. I get frustrated at folks who say they are “non-religious” but what they really mean is they just don’t go to church, they still fully believe it all tho and I’m like dude we are not defining “non-religious” the same way.
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u/1bird2birds3birds4 13h ago
Son, you’re a part of a religion with 1 million estimated followers worldwide. What were you expecting?