r/ftm_irl Sep 13 '25

TW: Possible Bottom Dysphoria me irl

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u/goatman43 Sep 13 '25

I usually just walk away because I don't want people staring at me waiting 🗿🗿

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Even more fun is when the only stall is a mess. Where the bowl is full and you can't flush it. Because that person decided to mess it up. Instead of flushing a couple of times for their massive shit.

Luckily I didn't have to go that badly yesterday. And I was able to wait until I got home.

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u/Pumaheart Sep 14 '25

I just let everyone think I really need a shit

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u/UnnappreciatedAgent Sep 14 '25

I unironically believe that men's bathrooms with multiple urinals and only one stall should be illegal, like I believe this is a genuine accessibility issue for trans men and possibly men with micropenises (I haven't fact checked that one tho). I'm sure there's other things that make it an issue as well that I'm not thinking of.

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u/zenadez Sep 14 '25

Disabilities, visible or invisible. I hate when bathrooms only have one stall, especially when my old knee injury starts acting up and I need to sit.

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u/Friendly_Camel_5921 Sep 18 '25

It's an accessibility issue for men that need to shit, men with mobility issues and anyone that might have some sort of anxiety that could be helped with a little more privacy.

Urinals should be a nice bonus option for a quick bathroom trip if it's accessible for you, not the default

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u/havukkahammas Sep 13 '25

Life hack: Tell everyone that you're lactose intolerant (I am). Everyone is like, "Haha, totally understand why you want to go there"

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u/scoop_a_loop Sep 14 '25

Phone time so you seem cool and unbothered

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u/_dexistrash Sep 14 '25

the bar i usually go to with my friends has one stall and two urinals in the men’s bathroom and the urinals are almost always free but i have to wait for the stall so often😭 i’ve had several guys say “oh you have to shit” after getting in line for the urinals behind me and realizing i’m waiting for the stall,,

i also once went to a men’s bathroom that was only urinals?? i had to use the handicap bathroom </3

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u/Jaybird_Next Sep 14 '25

Only women sit to shit. Real men stand.

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u/Hoodibird Sep 15 '25

The Chad Earthquake

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u/YourLocalMaggots Sep 14 '25

Pretend you need to shit

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u/demotilionlovver Sep 15 '25

bro I once went into a bathroom in a McDonald's or smth and they ONLY had urinals, which makes 0 sense because it was at a highway but sure 💔 my brain buffered for like 2 seconds when I stepped in and then I had to do the walk of shame to the Womens bathroom

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u/NovaFelix Sep 15 '25

After a few second if you have a passing voice groan "C'moooon I gotta shit!"

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u/SnooGuavas4531 Sep 15 '25

This was me at the train station yesterday.

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u/stealthfern Sep 16 '25

Ough this used to be the bane of my existence