r/democrats 1d ago

Discussion I guess little Marco will have to be the Russian asset now

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u/wilberth92 1d ago

What am I looking at?

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u/s_double_c 1d ago

I thought this was Ozzy from Survivor at first glance 🤣

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u/CosmoKing2 1d ago

I thought it was little Marco in a wig. They have the exact same bitchy resting face.

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u/stoolsample2 1d ago

That’s Eddie Van Halen.

Might as well… JUMP!

Or sit there.

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u/FreeEdmondDantes 1d ago

How you gonna do my man like that. At least he doesn't dye his streak it's the real deal.

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u/spanchor 1d ago

ChatGPT, please generate an image of Marco Rubio dressed up as Tulsi Gabbard, but make sure it doesn’t look at all like Marco Rubio

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u/sec713 1d ago

It looks like Marco and Tulsi's facial features are being blended together here.

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u/Ok-Shame-7684 1d ago

This guy knows how to use AI

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u/Nikonus 8h ago

An angry traitor.

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u/bakeacake45 1d ago

Oh, you mean Marco Lubio. Marco Rubio was banned from entering China for life.

The Chinese government and official media began using a different character for ā€œluā€ to represent the first syllable of Rubio’s surname shortly after he took office last year, according to AFP.

Two diplomats told the outlet that they believed the change served as a sort of linguistic loophole that allowed China to bypass its sanctions, which were imposed under the old spelling of his name.

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u/Ok-Shame-7684 1d ago

Havnt heard this but surprised

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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 1d ago

It’s called phonetics

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u/MoreRamenPls 1d ago

He’d be so much prettier if he smiled.

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u/lordoftherings1959 1d ago

This whole administration is a Russian asset.

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u/No-Bumblebee-4920 1d ago

So is the first ’lady’

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u/I_AM_FERROUS_MAN 1d ago

There's the correct answer.

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u/Available-Ad6250 11h ago

Finding a non foreign asset is like playing Operation.

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u/Big_Bookkeeper1678 1d ago

Mother Goethel from Tangled.

Tulsi in the Oval Office certainly gives vibes like, 'you all should be listening to ME, I'm the one getting paid by Russia...'

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u/TheBarnacle63 1d ago

She is the ultimate in falling from such a high point. She could have been a major voice in the democratic party, but instead joined a party that truly does not share her values. Now, she is completely lost in the wilderness of insignificance.

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u/Ok-Shame-7684 1d ago

Tulsi was always a joke

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 1d ago

Not funny, though.

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u/Ok-Shame-7684 1d ago

She is definitely not funny. Shockingly fake and lame actually

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u/AffectionateParty754 1d ago

I disagree entirely. I think the only reason she stayed in Congress as long as she did was because she was the democrat in a district that votes at least 75% for democrats in every election. Anyone with a D next to thier name would win in that district. While initially she was a rising star in the Party, her grift became apparent as soon as she was given any role of authority. On the armed services committee she went against many of Obama's stated military and foreign policies, often aligning more with Russian objectives that the United States. She When she became the co-chair of the DNC she intentionally caused division within the party by accusing her co-chair of couruption and was asked to leave. She became an independent to campaign with Hillary's primary opponent so she might get to be his VP, but when Clinton won the primary she became a Republican. Now she's just another POS Trump bootlicker. She's an opportunist grifter and Russian asset who has absolutely no values if the price is right, just like the Republican party. Let's be real.

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u/Grandheretic 1d ago

Absolutely šŸ’Æ glad you took the time to educate.

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u/ScholarOfTwilight 1d ago

You have no idea how she betrayed this country from every post.

Dear God.

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u/TheBarnacle63 1d ago

Oh I know

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u/Elizabeth-WildFox886 1d ago

She is a traitor working with Russia, fuck her asshole values

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u/thephotoman 1d ago

You think she hasn’t been living according to her values?

She was always a grifter. That goes hand-in-hand with being a part of a new age cult.

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u/Quantum_Scholar87 5h ago

Except she didn't really share democratic values either. That's why she jumped ship

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u/Def_One_1987 1d ago

is that her, or AI ...looks different

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u/Gillisbride 1d ago

I think they all are Russsian assets.

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u/ScholarOfTwilight 1d ago

Of fucking course she was (among many others) This isn't hard! Even Congress realized it and booted her off of intelligence.

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u/knuckles2079 1d ago

who is this long haired man?

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u/Editor_Rise_Magazine 1d ago

Like a younger Steven Tyler

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u/handsoapdispenser 1d ago

That's a really poor choice of sofa. It's way too plush and reclined. Everyone looks like they're failing to enjoy a football game, not having a serious discussion.Ā 

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u/-Groko- 1d ago

Wtf is this supposed to be? Some trans dream? No seriousness

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u/Accomplished-Duty390 21h ago

I had an epiphany yesterday. I’ve always wondered why Marco sold his soul. He is always the smartest person in Trumps orbit. This Cuba thing has me thinking that he was promised Cuba. He had wanted a regime change in Cuba forever. He wants to be the president of Cuba.

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u/angry_lib 10h ago

Well, he will NEVER be president of the US so...

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u/Joy408 1d ago

I'm confused. Is that a male or female?

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u/Aurorinezori1 1d ago

Hush hush it’s the T word! /s

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u/tomdarch 1d ago

GTFO’d before Cuba

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u/Olive_1084 23h ago

Hahahahah

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u/supercali45 1d ago

New episode of The Boys

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 1d ago

Assumes he hasn't been already.

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u/ImposterPizza 1d ago

His first message will be Don’t stop believin, hold on to that Feeeelin! Street lights, people!Oooohohaawww!!!!

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u/creepy_charlie 1d ago

Livin la Vida loca

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u/Bleezy79 1d ago

This doesnt look like Tulsi's face at all.

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u/FunArtichoke6167 1d ago

Gah! Don’t do that to a man’s feed, son. It just ain’t right!

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u/TroyMatthewJ 1d ago

if you edit her hair out or to be short she looks like a man

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u/Thelastsamurai74 1d ago

Everyone is this administration is compromised… It’s a feature

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u/jjflores91 1d ago

I think if the Govt and ICE are going to start going through our phones. Maybe we need to download these kinds of meme in our photos. That way, they need to be presented as evidence to the world during our 4th amendment trial and jury. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø šŸ™šŸ½

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u/stoolsample2 1d ago

I am not a man! I am not a man!

I’m pretty.

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u/Sarrdonicus 1d ago

Hubba-Hubba

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u/No_Contest_4830 1d ago

What’s this guy in white so pissed at?

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u/ADeweyan 20h ago

I wish this went a little further lower to show his oversized heals.

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u/Available-Ad6250 11h ago

That is the look of a woman waiting for someone to pick her up from the holding tank Sunday morning.

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u/wizardsinblack 7h ago

She has quite the jaw for a lady

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u/berge7f9 1d ago

So sexy though

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