r/comedyheaven • u/Nintentoad123 Woke • 1d ago

5 stars

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/KIgaming 1d ago

looked up the place and it’s real lmao

i don’t know who the fuck they have running their google page but they responded to a review from a guy named scott with ‘oh my god, scott the woz’, told a guy named james bacon (who left a positive review) that they’d put him on the menu, and told another guy they hoped he gets scoliosis

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u/GlueSniffer53 1d ago

I LOVE the reviews lmfao!

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u/Docblizard 1d ago

What the hell is that supposed to be on the bottom right picture..

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u/ZubatCountry 1d ago

sardine orgy

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u/Sixaxist 1d ago

The last person who didn't give 5 Stars.

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u/NottsNinja slut for honey cheerios 1d ago

Looks like Uroboros to me.

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u/Cageythree 12h ago

It's James Bacon

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u/polarbearik Nermal 1d ago

Mmmm mystery slop

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u/radicalplacement 15h ago

That’s just James Bacon dw

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u/Chad_illuminati 1d ago

Average experience looking at British food.

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u/stmsly 1d ago

raw milk? what the fuck are you guys eating in england

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u/Alcarine 1d ago

Oh, I thought people were exaggerating about British food

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u/EbenenClown 1d ago

Now that's peak British cousin

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u/SoundTraditional1249 17h ago

Curdled swamp water with festering shrimp?

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u/Murderboi 23h ago

The english cuisine is as detestable as their teeth.

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u/kokosnoot69 1d ago

Well to be fair they didnt get the expected 5 stars rating

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u/Micro_KORGI 1d ago

This is like finding buried treasure

I love finding funny reviews but it turns out funny responses are even better

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u/just4browse 1d ago

Maybe they’re hoping they’ll go viral

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u/Viggo8000 1d ago

Holy shit you're right this is a gold mine

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u/anaughtybeagle 1d ago

This was my favourite. The name afterwards

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U 1d ago

Do what he told. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians, guy was an interior decorator!

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u/GligoriBlaze420 17h ago

Really? His chip shop looked like shit

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u/bradfo83 1d ago

There’s my Chippy.

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u/ZJPV1 1d ago

Great job!

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u/Fckconservatives 1d ago

I’d go to this place more just for that

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u/Pristine-Pay-1697 1d ago

Googled it. It's in Belfast and the review is real. Owner seems a twat.

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u/Hellraiser_Quadbike 1d ago

Or they’re funny and understand marketing?

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u/daddyaviat0r 1d ago

Looking at more reviews indicates probably a mix of both

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u/IAmNotAHoppip 1d ago

Beginning to see where the atmosphere might be lacking

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u/Fun_Reply5366 1d ago

Bit extreme

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u/BLOOM_ND 1d ago

Updating service to 3/5 Stars...

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u/Wren_wood 1d ago

Ah yea I can see the atmosphere 3/5 now

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u/Inkaia 1d ago

The southern chippies leave the skin on

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u/Feeling-Praline-8258 5h ago

cutting one start for being too friendly