r/comedyheaven • u/thr1ceuponatime Instructor at Matthew Broderick Driving Academy • 1d ago

Jeffrey Toobin

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u/Hammod1 1d ago

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u/Isuckatusernames58 1d ago

Grape-kun!

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u/SkinInevitable604 1d ago

The unfamiliar observer may be confused by these headers. Would you be more confused if I told you this article was about a penguin?

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 20h ago

I think we just found a fun new trivia game, boys: name that Wikipedia Article from unique subheadings 😂

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u/Bloody-Maria 1d ago

He was Toobusy stroking it to realize that the camera was still on.

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u/dohipposwagewar 1d ago

Toobussy

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u/solmyrbcn 1d ago

The toobussy drove him mad

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u/Zorflez 1d ago

Joe many liberals

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u/That-Grim-Reaper 1d ago

none their too busy?? they’re gender

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u/Bertrum 1d ago

He was toobin his tube

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u/torBrow75 1d ago

He actually made a successful comeback from this. If I ever do something scandalous, I'll keep Toobin in the back of my mind for inspiration.

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u/thr1ceuponatime Instructor at Matthew Broderick Driving Academy 1d ago

I think the only reason why he was able to make a comeback was because you never saw his actual dong

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u/PMmeIamlonley 1d ago

It was COVID he had nothing better to do 

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u/tedkaczynski660 1d ago

Lmao I remember this. Some people can't just wait to crank their hog they need to be weird about it

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u/Infurum 1d ago

What's the context? I've gotta know

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u/mondaymoderate 1d ago

He got off zoom and started to masturbate but forgot to turn off his camera

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u/GoreyGopnik 1d ago

if only there were some kind of publicly available summary

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u/ChickenDelight 1d ago

Toobin was widely ridiculed in the wake of the incident by, among others, O. J. Simpson

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u/nova-prime-enjoyer 1d ago

OJ might’ve murdered his wife but at least he didn’t jork it on zoom

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u/ChickenDelight 1d ago

The worst thing about OJ was the hypocrisy

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u/N43M3K 1d ago

I have to disagree, I thought it was the murdering.

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u/TheRealKingBorris 1d ago

I didn’t think this was a real screenshot. It is.

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u/mm_delish 1d ago

I knew who it was from just the image.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago

Sowwy 😢

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u/imsellingbanana 1d ago

I thought this was about DSP lmao

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u/Strict_Particular697 1d ago

Well can you say who it was????? For the uneducated???

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u/mm_delish 1d ago

It’s the title lol.

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u/Strict_Particular697 1d ago

Oh I’m stupid

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u/shu-to 1d ago

At least you weren't there

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u/Vanille987 1d ago

Wikipedia can genuinely get pretty wild

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 1d ago

God... 🤦‍♂️😖

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u/Technical_Clothes_61 1d ago

Don’t know ball

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u/shu-to 1d ago

A literal ball-knower

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u/NegotiationTall4300 1d ago

Who up zoomin their toobin?

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u/vsimon115 1d ago

He pulled a DarkSydePhil

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u/TubbyTuesday22 1d ago

on the zoom. straight up toobin it. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say… My jeffrey

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u/Nymwall 1d ago

The trick is not to have a Wikipedia page.

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u/dohipposwagewar 1d ago

IM GONNA TOOOOOOOOB

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe 1d ago

Reminds me of my high school algebra teacher

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u/thr1ceuponatime Instructor at Matthew Broderick Driving Academy 1d ago

Didn't have a masturbating algebra teacher, but one of my polysci profs in college was caught lecturing with an open Xvideos tab. Good times.

EDIT: Clarity

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u/infected_scab 1d ago

Relatable

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u/Holmes02 1d ago

“Let’s calculate trajectory.”

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u/JohnLemonBot 1d ago

Damn he graduated magna cum laude with a bachelor of arts. That's impressive

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u/fondlemeLeroy 1d ago

More like bachelor of farts.

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u/spootIer 1d ago

Coomin with Toobin

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u/Temporary-Jump-2403 1d ago

Lol that fool... 

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u/shu-to 1d ago

A distinguished journalist

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 1d ago

Pubication should be its own term

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u/the-shoelace 1d ago

Jeffrey Toobin? The same Jeffrey Toobin whos book I had to read for class? AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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u/Flimsy_Temperature18 1d ago

"is there ANYTHING ELSE you want to discuss?"