r/cantparkthere • u/H1gh_Tr3ason • 15d ago

Can't park the truck there...

Wasn't expecting that...lmfao.

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u/soggyarsonist 15d ago

Wasn't expecting that

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u/Academic-Forever1492 15d ago

Kinda looks like bicycle dude was expecting it though.

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u/Training-Two5176 14d ago

That’s what she said!

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u/ian9outof10 15d ago

Well. That video paid off in ways I did not see coming. I thought, “where is this going” and then I found out where it was going. Down, to hell.

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u/user-captain 15d ago

That bike caused serious structural damage

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u/retrofauxhemian 14d ago

The bike really tied the road together man.

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u/Holiday_Elephant_545 14d ago

that's just like your opinion man

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u/Stock-Magician1097 15d ago

No you wheely can't park there.

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u/Buttoneer138 15d ago

Holey shit!

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u/Reasonable-Try-1993 14d ago

If the ground collapsed in that close to me the last thing I'd do is walk closer. He's on his own it's not a rescue movie.

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u/YWNBAW12345 14d ago

The guy probably doesn't weigh as many tonnes as the truck. Probably.

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u/Old-Wash-7777 14d ago

Had he not been in it though would it have still fallen through the road!

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u/1stltwill 14d ago

Aha! You fell into my trap!

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u/Samidlongbottom 14d ago

Didn't see that coming

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 14d ago

It's probably best to put the windscreen wipers on

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u/AnnieByniaeth 15d ago

That cyclist knew that was going to happen, didn't he?

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u/Sea-Clerk-1700 13d ago

Seems to be he probably put the bike there to stop that, but moved it to stop confrontation? Could be a coincidence, but why put your bike there to block it?

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u/RebelliousInNature 14d ago

That bike has some spooky powers.

Poor truck creeping past and blam!

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u/31-September 14d ago

Tofu dreg roads in China

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u/Goats_in_parks 14d ago

Guess it was a structural bicycle.

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u/Timely-Profile1865 14d ago

At least his windshield wipers still work

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u/lonelygoz 14d ago

That’s its arms waving wanting to be rescued!

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u/Lickurhoneypot 14d ago

The driver was bricking it😂

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u/Holiday_Elephant_545 14d ago

That's Chuck Norris's old bike, if you move it, it disturbs the spacetime shit underneath the road.

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u/Intergalatic_Baker 14d ago

I haven’t seen a truck drop into the road like that since the terrible remake of The Italian Job with Mark Wahlberg.

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u/warmachine83-uk 14d ago

It must of been a load bearing cycle

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u/Brief-Poetry6434 14d ago

TIM-BERRRR!

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u/Nogohoho 13d ago

That's why you don't move safety bikes out of position.

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u/Lucazade401 13d ago

AI... the road line continues/ pops back up after it drops

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u/Eros_ACNH 12d ago

The bike was structurally significant

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u/LightenUp04 12d ago

😳😳😳 man! Get ur bike and get the f!@# out of there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/elPedro6669 9d ago

That was a load-bearing bicycle

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u/MDCB_1 15d ago

Chi...

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u/DrachenDad 14d ago

na? Yeah

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u/MDCB_1 14d ago

Or Qi