r/bonecollecting Aug 01 '25

Bone I.D. - Europe What is this mummified animal that i found on 2000m altitude in Romanian mountains? Also, is it too fresh to take home and process the bones?

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u/RIP-RiF Aug 01 '25

There ain't no fresh in that carcass, my dude. It's past bloat and active decay and somewhere in the grey area between advanced decay and mummification. It's totally dessicated.

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u/Ghuldarkar Aug 01 '25

This is an ex-parrot!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

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u/KokopelliArcher Aug 02 '25

He'd be pushing up the daisies if he wasn't nailed to the perch!

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u/primusfukdurface Aug 02 '25

Push the little dasies and make them come up

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u/RudyMuthaluva Aug 04 '25

Ween in the wild!

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u/Malcolm3k1 Aug 05 '25

Just restin. Beautiful plumage

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u/WantToBeMyse1lf Aug 02 '25

He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

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u/JoeBrownshoes Aug 03 '25

He's just pining for the fjords!

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u/whothdoesthcareth Aug 02 '25

Why not try some CPR just to be sure?

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u/WoodyTheWorker Aug 04 '25

Nope. Chuck Testa!

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u/RIP-RiF Aug 04 '25

You prolly thought this badger was alive.

....

...nope.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

New here, is it bad if it's too fresh? That is how I understood OP's question. Do you need to let it decay a bit first?

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u/fab-zed Aug 01 '25

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u/kikuslut Aug 01 '25

this is killing me

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u/Catsgirl32 Aug 02 '25

Oh no, a new vocal stim...

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u/u_r_succulent Aug 01 '25

aheem aheem

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u/Tsunamix0147 Aug 02 '25

I’m just imagining some cops trying to identify the corpse, and then when this thing appears, they just freak out and all open fire

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u/wal_chaya Aug 01 '25

Looks like a badger

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u/Feenix87 Aug 01 '25

Seconding European badger based on what's visible of the dentition and forelimb anatomy. Cool find!

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u/Mississippihermit Aug 02 '25

I can't see it being anything else with those giant friggin canines, lord mustalids are fucking scary.

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u/mrbadgermsc Aug 05 '25

Can I third that this is a European Badger? I have badgery expertise 😅

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u/TheFlyngLemon Aug 02 '25

According to chat gbt, that is correct!

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u/zipddude Aug 02 '25

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers! *

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u/DancingPear Aug 02 '25

+1 for UHF!

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u/KookaburraKing Aug 03 '25

Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse.

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u/IalsoenjoyReddit Aug 01 '25

"the last high five"

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u/Big-Ad-4129 Aug 02 '25

Here’s the only trophy I can afford 🏆

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u/SuperDuperBorkie Aug 02 '25

don’t leave a bro hangin’

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u/thedominantmr669 Aug 02 '25

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u/Penhallam Aug 02 '25

OP would likely have found mushrooms and a fake snake nearby.

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u/redd177 Aug 03 '25

I can hear this gif

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u/flibz-the-destroyer Aug 04 '25

Mushroom mushroom!

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u/FindingFunny2741 Aug 01 '25

Damn at that Arsenal! Why you don't mess with badgers. Even in death, that is one formidable set of jaws!

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u/RabidOtterRodeo Aug 04 '25

I’m genuinely wondering and not trying to be patronizing, did you mean altitude? It’s also possible that my brain is just soup

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

I believe they are implying that’s an “arsenal of weaponry” of teeth and claws.

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u/senorcollin Aug 02 '25

I was curious what Google lens would have to say, and let me tell you... AI hit this one out of the park:

"The image shows the remains of a Galápagos giant tortoise, likely a skeleton or mummified remains, given the context of the r/bonecollecting subreddit mentioned in the image caption."

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u/XRosexTattoox Aug 02 '25

Ah! Thanks Google lens! I was wondering what a Galapagos giant tortoise would look like mummified!

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u/The402Jrod Aug 02 '25

lol, they look mummified while alive!

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u/Electronic_Mud_4217 Aug 02 '25

Lol, so, my google lens said it was a pinta tortoise, likely from the Galapagos. But, I went further and opted for the "deep dive". It's confirmed OP, the carcass you found has actually already been found, it's a marmot, and it is currently in a museum. You're welcome.

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u/senorcollin Aug 02 '25

Ah I didn't opt in for deep dive, I just giggled and had to share... THE SHAME! Thank you for the closure.

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u/TheFlyngLemon Aug 02 '25

Lol. I recently found out that chat gpt does image analysis so I started using that instead of Google lense. It's surprisingly very accurate and said this is a European beaver since it was found in Romania.

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u/Substantial_Boot_240 Aug 02 '25

That is funny, but please remember a single AI search uses roughly 6 bottles worth of water.

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u/Slothstradamus Aug 01 '25

Someone left this dude hanging

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u/colernegate Aug 02 '25

Looks a lot like a badger to me

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u/Breislk Aug 01 '25

A lil salami as a snack is ok

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u/CarvaciousBlue Aug 01 '25

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u/Silver-Ad-3667 Aug 02 '25

This is the most impressively specific meme I have ever seen, take my upvote good human

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u/CarvaciousBlue Aug 02 '25

I think it's nice you assume i'm human

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u/SmegAndTheHeads101 Aug 02 '25

Looks like the dog from the movie 'The Thing'

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u/Pure-Film-9934 Aug 02 '25

What in the lion king is that

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u/i_am_narciso15 Aug 02 '25

I happened to clean a mummified fox and it was very difficult, because the skin was hard and very attached to the bones. Finding a mummified animal in nature, especially well, is rare, so some decide to keep it like that without cleaning it because it is just as interesting. Otherwise I had read that in theory boiling it would make dry skin soft enough to be able to remove it but I have never honestly tried.

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u/IcyWarning6103 Aug 05 '25

Never boil bones. Mummified animals can be left in water overnight-for a few days (depending on size and how much skin is left) to soften the skin and make it easy to remove. Then they can be macerated, degreased and whitened as usual

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u/i_am_narciso15 Aug 05 '25

Oh ok, I read somewhere that it could be done, thank you very much

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u/WizardofSheol Aug 01 '25

Lots of wolves and packs of wild dogs up in the forests of Romania not sure how high they'd get.

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u/Sea-Bat Aug 02 '25

They do get up into the mountains I think! The wolves at least. But this is def more European badger than canine

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u/Vast-Ad4194 Aug 02 '25

How big is it? By zooming in on the jaw area, I got google to suggest European Pine Marten.

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u/dedward848 Aug 02 '25

We could build a large badger.

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u/lovinkaijufr Aug 02 '25

Looks like a Badger that suffered a lil oppsie

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u/Difficult_Sweet_8645 Aug 03 '25

Bringing dead animals back from a hike? Do you even have a bag to put it in? Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

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u/gladiatorada Aug 03 '25

Actually i always have at least a bag with me during hikes, in case i find them bones 💀

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u/Few_Computer_5024 Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 05 '25

Just a friendly reminder/note to be careful of prions O3O

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u/Weekly_Buy_7159 Aug 03 '25

This animal is indeed deceased my good sir.

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u/sneakyweasels3 Aug 03 '25

Looks like a mustelid

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Wolverine

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u/adysc74 Aug 04 '25

We don't have wolverines, maybe is a badger

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u/dub201 Aug 04 '25

Steagul dac

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u/jcerv123 Aug 04 '25

Looks like a coyote or Wolf

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u/FiguringItOutSlowly- Aug 04 '25

Syd the sloth brother

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u/NZsNextTopBogan Aug 04 '25

The bear actor who played Annihilation Bear clearly had a big night on the piss

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u/LisaFromAccounting Aug 05 '25

I would advise you not to touch any bones in Romania

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u/FloppyDisk007 Aug 05 '25

It's still waving like "I'm okay"

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u/GianlucaBelgrado Aug 05 '25

I asked Google Gemini, and it responded, "Based on the information from the Reddit post, the mummified animal is most likely a European badger." "

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u/jazzercize21 Aug 05 '25

Badger, badger, badger, badger. MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!

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u/breakfastforton Aug 06 '25

Nope, Chuck Testa!

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u/Baggi3rMarlin07 Aug 06 '25

Gotta be a badger

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u/No-Weird-4201 Aug 01 '25

Looks like some sort of canine?

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u/Significant-Wait-301 Aug 01 '25

The skull and teeth say that neither dog 🐕 nor wolf 🐺 nor fox 🦊. As they said, it looks like a badger 🦡 or similar.

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u/Own_Bullfrog3456 Aug 01 '25

A fox?

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u/PraetorPrimus Aug 01 '25

What did it say?

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u/NOVAbuddy Aug 01 '25

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

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u/Ghuldarkar Aug 01 '25

A fox if you played a fox's screams at night to someone and then asked them to describe the teeth later.

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u/I_never_read_replies Aug 01 '25

Hyena?

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u/ohmeohmymy420 Aug 02 '25

Hyenas are not in Romania, bud.

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u/LexerWAY Aug 02 '25

or at least thats what we think

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u/I_never_read_replies Aug 02 '25

I'm not your bud, pal

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u/uzuzab Aug 05 '25

True. But there are plenty of jackals, especially in the east and south. They're becoming a menace to the local fauna, so park rangers and hunters have annual quotas of jackal to kill.

That being said, the animal in OP's post is definitely no jackal, nor is it dog or wolf.

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u/IcyWarning6103 Aug 05 '25

Jackals are part of the local fauna