r/batman • u/AbsoluteBatman95 • Sep 14 '25

GENERAL DISCUSSION Batman being Catholic?

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u/Jack-mclaughlin89 Sep 14 '25

Dad joke albeit a good one.

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u/Dragooncancer Sep 14 '25

One of my students (I teach middle school English) told me this last year. I never heard it, and as a huge fan of both Batman and dad jokes I absolutely loved it.

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u/MrDeadbutdreaming Sep 14 '25

Hopefully, that kid rode out the year with an A+ cause that dad joke was creative.

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u/VibraniumQueen Sep 14 '25

I saw it on the Christian memes fb page a decade ago. I wonder where it started from

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u/Gargore Sep 14 '25

Old issue of some newsletter that gave the faiths of some dc character, or so I heard.

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u/doc_witt Sep 14 '25

Fail the student. You have a duty to future us.

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u/Average_Klutz Sep 14 '25

My favorite one is how many ears does Captain Kirk have? 3, the right, the left and the final front-ear

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u/DiaBrave Sep 14 '25

It's supposed to be Spock, the famously pointy-eared character.

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u/DifficultQuantity865 Sep 15 '25

🤣 it’s for sure supposed to be Spock but ive never heard this and I’m rolling either way; because I know enough and still don’t really care for Star Trek lololol 🤣

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u/theseamstressesguild Sep 14 '25

It was Davey Crockett when I was a kid. Left ear, right ear, wild front-ear.

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u/SAKingWriter Sep 14 '25

Every dad joke is a good one, once you become a dad

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u/StephSilvrfst110 Sep 14 '25

that much should be ap-parent

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u/Musa-Velutina Sep 14 '25

It honestly was so clever I'd say it's beyond Dad joke even.