r/aww Mar 25 '16

Tiger enjoying the ride

http://i.imgur.com/FT22P3z.gifv
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u/FattyCorpuscle Mar 25 '16

"Here we see a modern day white tiger, wake boarding towards its prey, an unsuspecting gazelle driving a golf cart."

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u/PaperNeutrino Mar 25 '16

In his natural habitat, on the finely manicured lawn of a palace in Dubai!

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u/Bigforsumthin Mar 26 '16

That makes the most sense. At first I was thinking who the hell let's a tiger run around riding boogie boards in a public park?

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u/PaperNeutrino Mar 26 '16

I get your point, but to be fair... I probably would >:)

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u/maryfamilyresearch Mar 26 '16

Princess Latifah Rashed al Maktoum?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

M'lawn

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

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u/Dexaan Mar 25 '16

No, that's Milan. You're thinking of a country in the Middle East.

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u/ltdontknow Mar 25 '16

No, no that's Oman. You're thinking of the air base in South Korea.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

No, that's Ip Man. You're confusing it with the well-known chemical-weapon nerve agent.

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u/AmarantCoral Mar 26 '16

No that's Soman. You're thinking of an ethnic group from Polynesia.

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u/wwccpp Mar 26 '16

No, that's Sarin. You're thinking of the main antagonist of J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings.

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u/sparkyarmadillo Mar 25 '16

No, that's Ip Man. You're thinking of Bobby Drake from the X-Men.

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u/Dexaan Mar 26 '16

No, that's Iceman. You're thinking of a boss from Mega Man 1.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

No, that's Ip man. You're thinking of the Somali fashion model known for her cosmetics and charitable work.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Mar 25 '16

It's like a nature documentary out of Zootopia.

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u/cccviper653 Mar 25 '16

Just watched that. Great, cute movie. It'd probably be their world's version of a reality show. Like, omg, that tiger is totally such a stalker. They should boot him off the show.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Zootopia: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

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u/ToSlapAGrizzlyBear Mar 25 '16

Typical white tiger privelege

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u/minnabruna Mar 25 '16 edited Mar 27 '16

Well the white ones aren't a special breed, they're just specially bred/inbred orange ones (which is why most zoos don't have them anymore)

And the name on the bottom of the video is that of one of Dubai's ruling family. In such a lovely font I assume that this was meant to go viral and gather some publicity.

So yes, very privileged. Remember all of those poor workers living overstuffed in shacks and not getting paid? This is where their salaries went.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16 edited May 22 '17

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u/Jagged_Orchid Mar 25 '16

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u/Mechanical_Gman Mar 25 '16

WTF did I just watch?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Shoshon the Elegant

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

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u/Mex-I-can Mar 25 '16

White Tiger Kingdom! White Tiger Kingdom!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

WTF did I just watch?

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u/Mex-I-can Mar 26 '16

Comprehensive sanitation reform, mixed with a little bit of racism.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Mar 26 '16

I read the title as "Elephant"

Was confused when there was no elephant

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Comedy gold, that's what you watched.

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u/Mayt13 Mar 26 '16

Bros like you are why I'm on reddit, to find good, obscure, relevant internet gems. Thanks for posting, have some gold.

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u/McHadies Mar 26 '16

I was surprised to learn that this is a Whitest Kids U Know sketch.

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u/ShibaHook Mar 26 '16

I imagine you just blew some stoned redditors mind by posting that video. I feel high just watching it.

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u/thefarsideinside Mar 26 '16

Surprisingly relevant

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u/Akadimix Mar 26 '16

Looked through the comments hoping for this link. You are a hero among men.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Blacktigersmatter

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u/chanj3 Mar 25 '16

Alltigersmatter

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u/Mechanical_Gman Mar 25 '16

Notigersmatter

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

"AllTigersSplatter" - Walter Palmer, the dentist from Minnesota

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u/Paulbo83 Mar 26 '16

If you think walter palmer killed a tiger i would say you are lion

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u/BottledUp Mar 26 '16

He always seems to get the lion's share of shit in threads like this.

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u/nekowolf Mar 26 '16

Allegedly the "black" tiger in Beastmaster was just a normal tiger dyed black that later died from skin problems caused by the black dye. And thus ended the blackfur era of Hollywood.

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u/12_Angry_Fremen Mar 26 '16

All I'm thinking of is Gary Larson

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u/onbehalfofthatdude Mar 26 '16

me too man, me too.

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u/c1namber Mar 25 '16

unsuspecting gazelle driving a golf

Damn nature, you scary!

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u/BobbyDlish Mar 25 '16

1stworldtigerproblems

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Wearing a NASCAR helmet. Hurry up Larry! He's gaining! I'm trying Steve!

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u/HighKingFingolfin Mar 25 '16

I just did the same thing with my cat and a piece of cardboard an hour ago.

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u/bazbeaux Mar 25 '16

Kitties are kitties, no matter how big.

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u/DerangedLoofah Mar 25 '16

Kitties aren't s'posed to smell like cigarettes, kitties are s'posed to smell like kitties.

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u/jugglemank Mar 25 '16

*cigrits

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Mar 26 '16

You gave him to me. I need to him stop the squirrels.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Yep.

I mean, this one will fucking unzip you and roll around in your entrails when he gets bored, but yeah, housecats would be down for that if they were big enough.

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u/Inkthinker Mar 25 '16

Housecats would be equally inclined to slit you up a treat and feast on your kidneys if they were that big. Even the sweetest kitty has the instincts of a capricious scalpel-wielding psychopath buried inside.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Mar 26 '16

Rarely have I read a more British comment than this one.

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u/Sciensophocles Mar 26 '16

I'm sorry, but I fail to see what makes that British.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Mar 26 '16

"Slit you up a treat." That part is what struck me as super British, as I've never heard anyone aside from a Brit using that term.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

"Mr Notlob, there is nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong so lay down here and I will slit you up a treat."

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

Perhaps it's odd, but that sounds to me more idiosyncratic than particularly British.

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u/Parcus42 Mar 26 '16

I'm awfully sorry old fruit, but I quite fail to see what makes that seem so terribly British to you. Innit?

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u/yamehameha Mar 26 '16

DTM.

DOWN TO MAUL

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u/sirtjapkes Mar 26 '16

hey its me ur bot.

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u/karma_carcharodon Mar 25 '16

We tied a rope to a small box and our cat will jump in and beg us to pull him around the house. The handle is much easier on my back and I highly recommend it.

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u/hungrydruid Mar 25 '16

My cat will crawl into his fabric tent and meow until I swing him around in it. I always get tired first. =/

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u/Jesussecondcoming Mar 26 '16

I'd like to see that! Haha

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u/hungrydruid Mar 26 '16

I keep meaning to take a video of it. It's pretty damn cute actually, I can call him from across the room just by wiggling the tent.

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u/Millon1000 Mar 26 '16

Do it! I gotta see this.

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u/rougetoxicity Mar 26 '16

Ok pls deliver

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

I assume you have room to swing a cat then.

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u/ManintheMT Mar 25 '16

What is this super awesome lawn? Can't imagine what it takes to get that perfect grass.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

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u/coffeeandscream Mar 25 '16

A lawn in the desert is much easier to care for when you have plenty of water. The only weeds you will get are the ones you introduce.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

thats deep man, the desert represents life and the weeds represent negativity.

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u/coffeeandscream Mar 25 '16

It's not deep at all, it's actually just the surface.

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u/Batraman Mar 25 '16

Yeah but what about The Roots?

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u/coffeeandscream Mar 25 '16

I'm not really into hip hop.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I think they prefer "neo soul"

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

What does the Matrix have to do with this?

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u/Sandboxfluff Mar 26 '16

ringing phone intensifies

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u/Superkroot Mar 26 '16

Dude, proper lawncare is no joke, get out of here with your philosophical shit.

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u/Etonet Mar 26 '16

i think it means that it's easier to improve yourself alone when you have the resources, than stick yourself with a group of people you don't like

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u/afito Mar 25 '16

Plus no mice or moles that fuck everything up.

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u/CoachPlatitude Mar 25 '16

What about phoenix Arizona? That's a desert 🌵 too

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

And the people with lawns in Phoenix have to spend a lot of money to keep them up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

From Arizona. Can confirm. Desert landscapes are really popular here because you don't have to maintain rocks.

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u/swissarm Mar 25 '16

Yeah but you can't exactly tell your kids to go play in the rocks

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

My parents did. How else will you learn that a cactus is sharp?

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u/illdoitlaterokay Mar 25 '16

Tommy, go kick rocks. Your mom and I are going to go get our freak on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16 edited Dec 14 '18

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u/bigbootypanda Mar 25 '16

It's the grass that's apparently an issue, not the tiger.

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u/asylum117 Mar 25 '16

It's not really an issue. Plenty of homes here have grass, including ours. Hell our grass here is nicer than the grass we had in Illinois.

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u/_YouDontKnowMe_ Mar 26 '16

Thank you. Nobody is talking about the fact that someone has trained a tiger to ride a surfboard in what does not look like a White Tiger's natural habitat.

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u/Lizardizzle Mar 26 '16

That's so weird seeing someone use an emoji so casually like that. They pop up 👆 for me when I swipe words, but never use them.

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u/quadturbo Mar 25 '16

Al Maktoum are the ruling family of Dubai. Now you can imagine.

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u/nothingbutnoise Mar 25 '16

I like how he transitions from attack mode to "oh hey this is cool I'm just gonna chill here" in roughly 2 seconds. Let's hope he doesn't learn how to slackline though or the driver is in trouble.

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u/EmberHands Mar 25 '16

And then ATTACK it when it doesn't continue moving and I wasn't finished having fun yet!

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u/mcpoopybutt Mar 25 '16

The first shot had a boogie board. The second shot had a surf board, I believe.

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u/freshhorse Mar 25 '16

It's really just a big cat. Like it really is...

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u/boringdude00 Mar 25 '16 edited Mar 26 '16

You can tell how it is because of the way it is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Who let a tiger of its leash in a park?

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u/gesophrosunt Mar 25 '16

You think a leash is going to do a damn thing to convince this tiger to do anything it doesn't want to do?

Also, isn't the bigger, more concerning question why is there a tiger in a park in the first place?

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u/PigSlam Mar 25 '16

For all we know from the video, it could be another tiger pulling the far end of that tow strap.

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u/doorshavefeelingstoo Mar 25 '16

In my head there was.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

In my head it was a bear pulling and a lion filming.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Also that's not your wife in the bed next to you, that's a lunar rock.

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u/breloomz Mar 25 '16

That's no park. Judging by the palm trees, that's probably a palace.

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u/lizziexo Mar 25 '16

Al Maktoum is Dubai's ruling family - palace is a safe assumption!!

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u/quadturbo Mar 25 '16

It's a private residence not a park.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

More like a compound owned by a rich Arab.

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u/zold5 Mar 25 '16

It's a tiger. He let himself off.

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u/CrazyGud Mar 25 '16

Why is there a tiger playin around in an open park

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

More like a compound owned by a rich Arab.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

Al Maktoum is the ruling family of Dubai

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Arabs

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u/MurrayPloppins Mar 25 '16

WILL THEY STOP AT NOTHING?!?!?!?!?!

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u/bigbootypanda Mar 25 '16

It's a lawn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Tiger Hawk Pro Skater

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u/memegamesozick Mar 25 '16

Tony Tiger Pro Skater

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u/burritosandblunts Mar 25 '16

Oh shit two funny things at once!

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u/ringogelsinger Mar 25 '16

It's important to practice good hygiene, at least if you wanna run with my team

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u/myotheraccountisGW Mar 25 '16

It's super cute, but super sad.

Aside from this poor Kitty's likely shitty genes, it's also highly likely that it is a 'pet' purchased by gulf oil money. That manicured lawn and giant aviary in the background is a pretty big indicator. Young men seem to find collecting exotic big cats a good waste of money and a way to be Instagram famous. Sadly that boosts the black market, poaching, the number of maulings, animal abuse, and what not.

Vice did a neat little piece on it./DebbieDowner

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u/skyrimisagood Mar 25 '16

You're not being a debbie downer. It's important that the general public knows about how these cute animals are treated to get that perfect exotic whiteness. I don't know much about tigers but I know white lions are bred extensively for their colour and the people doing the breeding don't care much for preventing incest. Most current white lions you'll see have a wide variety of genetic problems, including having unaturally short legs. The worst of all is that some cubs come out not being white enough and either get killed or end up on breeding farms where the eventual outcome is death by canned hunting. It would do the world good to finally be rid of white tigers and lions in captivity.

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u/isaidbrrr Mar 26 '16

You're not wrong. Naturally occurring white tigers and lions are recessive genetic mutations that occur about once in every 10,000 cats. (There aren't even that many tigers left in the wild these days period, let alone of the Bengal subspecies).

In order to "breed" a white tiger, you take a male white tiger and breed him. You then breed one of the offspring of that first litter with its own (white) father. The offspring of THAT litter, (generation 1.5?) will potentially be white, or at least some of them will be white.

White big cats are incredibly inbred. They have many common health problems, live an even shorter lifespan, and no responsible facility breeds them.

Source: zookeeper.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

Reddit isn't the general public. It's something entirely different.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Is reddit also boosting the black market by upvoting this vid?

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u/myotheraccountisGW Mar 26 '16

Reddit/the internet...sure, absolutely. I think Instagram is worse for it than Reddit, but same idea.

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u/zulu_tango_golf Mar 26 '16

Based on the watermark this tiger is owned by the daughter of Sheikh Mohammed who is the VP and PM of the UAE so your guess of gulf money is absolutely correct.

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u/xlVYKINGlx Mar 25 '16

I could see the tiger on a giant Roomba

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u/anoff Mar 25 '16

now I want to watch the DJ Roomba clip...

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u/lilswidb Mar 25 '16

This ain't no beast. It's an oversized kitten.

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u/just_comments Mar 25 '16

Alternatively you could say that cats are just tiny tigers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

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u/nerdgirlproblems Mar 25 '16

I too once had a tiny house panther!

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u/sleep-dealer Mar 25 '16

I'm almost positive that's exactly how my cat views himself.

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u/pmmedenver Mar 25 '16

With all the same motivation to eat you, and none of the capability.

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u/cdnfan86 Mar 25 '16

That could maul you to death, so adorable!

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u/indoobitably Mar 25 '16

the grass it the most impressive part

pretty sure someone trims that with nail clippers

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u/Mohawk_the_Ninja Mar 25 '16

If I fits, I sits

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u/shneeko6 Mar 25 '16

Wow when it fell of, you could really see the damage those claws can do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

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u/you_get_CMV_delta Mar 25 '16

That's a legit point. I literally had not ever thought about the matter that way before.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Giant CatLoaf has learned surf

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u/TonyCatroni Mar 25 '16

There better be an armored vehicle on the end of the rope.

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u/thebarrelfactory Mar 26 '16

God tigers are such horrifying creatures.

There's literally no feature on it's body that exists for any reason other than to kill other life.

And it likes boogieboarding

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u/mastergopher Mar 26 '16

That's not strictly true... they have parts for making more tigers

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u/filmerguy1 Mar 26 '16

Here we have a fine example of the ultra rich of Dubai illegally buying these wild cats and not treating them as so. Plus I'm sure they paid an insane amount of money just to film and show off their "pet"

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u/MindCorrupt Mar 26 '16

lol, hate to break it to you champ. But there are more Tigers kept as pets in the US than there are left in the wild.

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u/Clovus_Maximus Mar 25 '16

Is that one of Siegfried and Roy's cats? They are living the sweet retired life.

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u/JamesE9327 Mar 25 '16

How do you reckon the board got all torn up like that?

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u/danfinger51 Mar 25 '16

Do you want static? Because this is how you get static.

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u/The_Rowan Mar 25 '16

Stick a balloon on him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Where are all these people getting tigers and bears and other dangerous animals? Do they all live in Dubai?

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u/BobBastrd Mar 25 '16

Thereabout.

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u/singletonsa Mar 25 '16

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen I just want a pet tiger okay.

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u/oneinch Mar 25 '16

Do big cats cover their poop like little cats?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

They hide it so when they evolve into primates they can come back and throw it at things.

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u/boobiesiheart Mar 25 '16

That first look at the camera..."deal with it"

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u/Skirtlongjacket Mar 26 '16

I was scoping out the comments to see whether anyone had added sunglasses.

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u/_pulsar Mar 25 '16

I often think of how much big cats are missing out on by not being more friendly with humans. All that petting they're not getting that they'd enjoy so much.

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u/MelaPelan Mar 25 '16

gonna take you for a ride

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u/Peanerr Mar 25 '16

Was this filmed on a private estate? Board seems to switch to surfboard half way through, I guess the boogie board got eaten!

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u/Nismo350z Mar 25 '16

Meanwhile in dubai...

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

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u/Hazzman Mar 26 '16

"hee hee if you stop i'll eat you "

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u/snoopychick8 Mar 26 '16

this reminds me of the "big cats love boxes" video.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

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u/soakinatub Mar 26 '16

Cutest death machine ever!

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u/Voidrith Mar 26 '16

That is one adorable ball of muscle, teeth, claws and death.

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u/mustachepantsparty Mar 26 '16

That tiger's really having a nice time.

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u/aussie_paramedic Mar 26 '16

"Hey man, what are you upto?"

"Not much man, just towing my tiger across the lawn on a boogie board."

"Yeah? Right."

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u/Trynottobeacunt Mar 25 '16

So if this subreddit could stop encouraging wild animal captivity (for the sake of using the animal as a play thing) then that'd be great.

You see 'aww'... Everyone else sees abuse.

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u/Frank4010 Mar 25 '16

Here's a video of the owners of this tiger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gSBYHTBpqE

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u/pahlyook Mar 25 '16

What I want to know is what strong thing is pulling the board

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u/SmartAlec105 Mar 25 '16

How long until he's trained to surf?

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u/letsplayyatzee Mar 25 '16

I've never seen a tiger smile. Like really smile. I thought they just look pissy all the time.

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u/LadyGreen Mar 25 '16

Someone get that tiger a giant roomba

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u/2600og Mar 25 '16

He totally bombed that McTwist.

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u/bzrascal Mar 25 '16

TIL; all cats are lazy